“You’re in his dms but he’s in my bed taking online quizzes to figure out if either of us have autism”
-Blades talking about Bumblebee probably
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“You’re in his dms but he’s in my bed taking online quizzes to figure out if either of us have autism”
-Blades talking about Bumblebee probably
Bumblebee: "If I had a nickel for every time I lost an organ, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Ratchet:
Ratchet: "Get in the f*cking medical bay."
Sideswipe: nuh-uh
Strongarm: fuck you mean nuh-uh
Miko: what’s that?
Boulder: a worm
Miko: is it alive?
Boulder: it’s 80 degrees out what do you think
Ratchet: I want to talk to you about something I saw last night that really upset me
Bumblebee: ok but in my defense Blades bet me I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Ratchet: that’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?
Predaking and Shockwave are looking at a graveyard
Predaking, unprompted: that’s where primus lives.
Knockout: how many sparklings do you have?
Ratchet: biologically, legally or emotionally?
Chase: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Heatwave: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.