My Name is Alicia

I may or may not be from the CIA... but that is classified information.

[katswenski]

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR MEAL!! My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[darthouse]

My friend just made this status

[rinsbian]

you so fucking precious when u paypal me $1,000,000

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[foreverglfan]

Hahahaha! @iamthebricklayer @aliofthecia @mia-cooper 

[aliofthecia]

@foreverglfan where’s yours?!

[fatgxddess-not-active-deactivat]

[theradicalresistance]

A role model for us all

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

She did that

[jas720]

Good for her

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[thereadersmuse]

Imagine voting for a dude that completely lost his shit in front of a bunch of senators into the highest court in American politics for life. Because he was accused of sexual assault and figured screaming, yelling, interuptting and accusing was the best way to get his point across that he is fit for office.

[itskindofablur]

But women are ToO eMoTiOnAl To HoLd HiGh PoLiTiCaL oFfIcE

[prideprejudce]

guys i am in TEARS

[twoofcups]

p

[foreverglfan]

What did I just read?!?! @iamthebricklayer @aliofthecia

[aliofthecia]

@foreverglfan what did you just tag me in?!

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

sometimes? i just be holding my titty

[omegaling]

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOD

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[elanorpam]

i made the mistake of reading yours

[bob-belcher]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

People who sneeze on their period are braver than the military

[eicinic-deactivated20211001]

imagine dudes on this website trying to understand this

[klubbhead]

[catchymemes]