#alittlebitofmuse -- an independent multi-muse / multi-fandom rp blog
☪︎ Featured muses: Astarion from BG3, Halsin from BG3, and
Nikolai Lantsov from Grishaverse
☪︎ Secondary/Upcoming muses: Gale from BG3, Minsc/Boo from BG3, and
Rhysand from ACOTAR
☪︎ Haphazardly written by Kelley, she/her, 30, Eastern Time
☪︎ CARRD ☪︎
A quick look at guidelines under the cut! <3
☪︎ First of all, welcome!! Thank you for reading! (:
☪︎ Please only interact if you are 21+. If you are under 21, you can lurk (I'm not your mom lol) but I won't interact with you. I hope you can understand!
☪︎ I am down to rp. I am down to play BG3 and D&D. I am down to scream about characters and headcanons on Discord. I am down for anything that is drama-free fun with maybe some character angst sprinkled in. I am here for a good time, but as soon as the good times get stepped on, I will cut ties with those hindering the ~vibes~
☪︎ My featured muses will ebb and flow with the creative juices. I will do my best to communicate with you if I'm having trouble writing!
☪︎ I anticipate this blog will contain numerous content warnings. I will do my very best to tag all triggering content with {tw; trigger}. If I am not tagging something that is triggering for you, PLEASE let me know! I will also tag dat good ol' smut content as {;nsft}
☪︎ I am slow. I am so slow. I cannot express with enough clarity how ungodly slow I am at responding to threads -- especially long threads. I am really, truly slow with all threads, but if we're talking multi-para or small novella, RIP ME. Don't get me wrong, I love writing at all lengths, but I don't want to lie to anyone and set them up to think they'll get a post a day from me. Try once a week. ;w;
☪︎ My inbox is always open. I will never say, "Don't send me a meme prompt" or "Don't write me a starter." I would, however, like to draw your attention back to the bullet point above this one. (: So if you don't see a response for a while... ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME RIP
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Karlach: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Halsin, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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Karlach: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Halsin: Heck.
Karlach: You're on thin fucking ice.
Karlach: Oh no-
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Halsin: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Karlach: What baby?
Halsin, crying a bit: Me.
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Halsin: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Karlach: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
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Karlach: You spent all your money on THIS??
Halsin, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Halsin: You don't know anything about me!
Astarion: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
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Astarion: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Halsin: Astarion, is that legal?
Astarion: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!
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Astarion: Wow, I really think I would’ve gotten along with young Halsin!
Halsin: I know. That’s why I decided to change everything about my life.
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Halsin: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Astarion, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
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Astarion: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Halsin: Because I barely know you?
Astarion: Fine, message received.
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Sturmhond: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Dio: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Sturmhond: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Dio: ...
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Sturmhond: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Dio: Even better!
Sturmhond: What the fuck did you-
Dio: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Dio: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Dio: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
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Astarion: Are you good?
Dio: In what sense?
Astarion: Generally.
Dio: Oh, definitely not.
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Dio: What are you talking about Astarion? You love it here!
Astarion: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
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Dio: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Halsin: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Dio: *holds a gun out to Halsin*
Halsin: I-I don't believe in guns.
Dio: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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Sturmhond: Anne, what are you doing tomorrow?
Anne: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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Sturmhond: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Anne: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Sturmhond: How so?
Anne: It makes holes.
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Astarion, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Anne: Other side, Astarion...
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Anne: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Astarion: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Halsin: Damn, the power went out.
Anne: Don’t worry, I got this.
Anne: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Halsin: What-?
Anne: I swallowed a glow stick!
Halsin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Halsin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Anne: Literally or figuratively?
Halsin: I have to specify?
BONUS:
Sturmhond: Punch me in the face.
Anne: ...Punch you?
Sturmhond: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Anne: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
INCORRECT QUOTES - Karlach/Halsin and Aylin/Halsin. and astarion with them too if you want ^^
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Karlach: Okay, two person huddle.
Halsin: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Halsin: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Karlach: Oh, we've had worse.
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Karlach: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Halsin: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Karlach: That's not what I asked.
Halsin: That is all the information I have.
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Halsin: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Aylin: ...what happened?
Halsin: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Aylin: I’m sad.
Halsin: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Halsin: And das not good.
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*Gale and Astarion are in a mirror maze*
Gale: Come on, you got it! Almost through!
Astarion: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*
Gale: *screams*
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Astarion: Don’t say a word.
Gale: Fergalicious.
Astarion: Gale, I said no words.
Gale: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Halsin: Did it hurt when you fell-
Gale: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Halsin: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Gale: ...
Halsin: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Gale: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Halsin: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.
INCORRECT QUOTES (Mizora and Halsin. Yes, I know we have not written yet, but why not?)
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Halsin: Mizora, I don't like you.
Mizora: What did you say?
Halsin: You heard me!
Mizora, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.
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Halsin: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:
Halsin: Mizora, what the actual FUCK?
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Halsin: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Mizora: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
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Mizora: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Halsin: Where did you get that?
Mizora: My pocket.
Halsin: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Mizora: Skills.
One with Halsin, Astarion, Gale and one with Halsin and Astarion and kne with all three and Taeres and------
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Taeres: This should be illegal!
Astarion: It is.
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Taeres: What are your three best qualities?
Halsin: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Gale: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Taeres: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Gale: Oh, good.
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Taeres: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Taeres: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
"I'm starting to think you want to die." (Halsin or Astarion)
Astarion cast a wry glance at the woman. She was tall enough to serve as a human shield, he noted vaguely. He would remember that later to prove the point he was about to make.
" Quite the contrary, darling, " Astarion replied with a slight cant of his head, " Self-preservation is very high on my list of priorities... " He smiled. " --but doesn't killing a bunch of goblins sound like fun? "