multi-muse rp

written by Kelley

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#alittlebitofmuse -- an independent multi-muse / multi-fandom rp blog ☪︎ Featured muses: Astarion from BG3, Halsin from BG3, and Nikolai Lantsov from Grishaverse ☪︎ Secondary/Upcoming muses: Gale from BG3, Minsc/Boo from BG3, and Rhysand from ACOTAR ☪︎ Haphazardly written by Kelley, she/her, 30, Eastern Time

☪︎ CARRD ☪︎

A quick look at guidelines under the cut! <3

☪︎ First of all, welcome!! Thank you for reading! (:

☪︎ Please only interact if you are 21+. If you are under 21, you can lurk (I'm not your mom lol) but I won't interact with you. I hope you can understand!

☪︎ I am down to rp. I am down to play BG3 and D&D. I am down to scream about characters and headcanons on Discord. I am down for anything that is drama-free fun with maybe some character angst sprinkled in. I am here for a good time, but as soon as the good times get stepped on, I will cut ties with those hindering the ~vibes~

☪︎ My featured muses will ebb and flow with the creative juices. I will do my best to communicate with you if I'm having trouble writing!

☪︎ I anticipate this blog will contain numerous content warnings. I will do my very best to tag all triggering content with {tw; trigger}. If I am not tagging something that is triggering for you, PLEASE let me know! I will also tag dat good ol' smut content as {;nsft} ☪︎ I am slow. I am so slow. I cannot express with enough clarity how ungodly slow I am at responding to threads -- especially long threads. I am really, truly slow with all threads, but if we're talking multi-para or small novella, RIP ME. Don't get me wrong, I love writing at all lengths, but I don't want to lie to anyone and set them up to think they'll get a post a day from me. Try once a week. ;w;

☪︎ My inbox is always open. I will never say, "Don't send me a meme prompt" or "Don't write me a starter." I would, however, like to draw your attention back to the bullet point above this one. (: So if you don't see a response for a while... ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME RIP

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ay suckers i'm alive

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

Halsin

Daddy Halsin for Thirsty Thursday

My photo edited PS5 screenshot.

[vetochkarowan]

you should do your homework, mr. dekarios

[medra-gonbites-deactivated20250]

My cat at 04:00am every day:

[emmy-and-the-tieflings]

I’m hollering.

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INCORRECT QUOTES

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Karlach: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Halsin, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga. --- Karlach: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Halsin: Heck. Karlach: You're on thin fucking ice. Karlach: Oh no- --- Halsin: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Karlach: What baby? Halsin, crying a bit: Me. --- Halsin: Wake up! The sun is shining! Karlach: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis? --- Karlach: You spent all your money on THIS?? Halsin, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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INCORRECT QUOTES (for Halsin)

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Halsin: You don't know anything about me! Astarion: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children! --- Astarion: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. Halsin: Astarion, is that legal? Astarion: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal! --- Astarion: Wow, I really think I would’ve gotten along with young Halsin! Halsin: I know. That’s why I decided to change everything about my life. --- Halsin: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. Astarion, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life. --- Astarion: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship. Halsin: Because I barely know you? Astarion: Fine, message received.

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Incorrect quotes ( @wineworshipped / Dio )

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Sturmhond: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Dio: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Sturmhond: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Dio: ... --- Sturmhond: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Dio: Even better! Sturmhond: What the fuck did you- Dio: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy. --- Dio: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Dio: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips! --- Astarion: Are you good? Dio: In what sense? Astarion: Generally. Dio: Oh, definitely not. --- Dio: What are you talking about Astarion? You love it here! Astarion: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome. --- Dio: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Halsin: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses. --- Dio: *holds a gun out to Halsin* Halsin: I-I don't believe in guns. Dio: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Incorrect quotes! :D

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Sturmhond: Anne, what are you doing tomorrow? Anne: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do. --- Sturmhond: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Anne: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Sturmhond: How so? Anne: It makes holes. --- Astarion, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Anne: Other side, Astarion... --- Anne: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Astarion: Thanks, it's the trauma. --- Halsin: Damn, the power went out. Anne: Don’t worry, I got this. Anne: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Halsin: What-? Anne: I swallowed a glow stick! Halsin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- --- Halsin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Anne: Literally or figuratively? Halsin: I have to specify?

BONUS:

Sturmhond: Punch me in the face. Anne: ...Punch you? Sturmhond: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Anne: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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INCORRECT QUOTES - Karlach/Halsin and Aylin/Halsin. and astarion with them too if you want ^^

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Karlach: Okay, two person huddle. Halsin: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug. --- Halsin: That sounds like a terrible plan. Karlach: Oh, we've had worse. --- Karlach: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Halsin: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Karlach: That's not what I asked. Halsin: That is all the information I have. --- Halsin: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Aylin: ...what happened? Halsin: I made a VERY bad mistake. --- Aylin: I’m sad. Halsin: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Halsin: And das not good.

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INCORRECT QUOTES

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*Gale and Astarion are in a mirror maze* Gale: Come on, you got it! Almost through! Astarion: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* Gale: *screams* --- Astarion: Don’t say a word. Gale: Fergalicious. Astarion: Gale, I said no words. Gale: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. --- Halsin: Did it hurt when you fell- Gale: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Halsin: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Gale: ... Halsin: You just laid there for 15 minutes. --- Gale: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Halsin: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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INCORRECT QUOTES (Mizora and Halsin. Yes, I know we have not written yet, but why not?)

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Halsin: Mizora, I don't like you. Mizora: What did you say? Halsin: You heard me! Mizora, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said. --- Halsin: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Halsin: Mizora, what the actual FUCK? --- Halsin: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Mizora: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest. --- Mizora: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Halsin: Where did you get that? Mizora: My pocket. Halsin: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Mizora: Skills.

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INCORRECT QUOTES

One with Halsin, Astarion, Gale and one with Halsin and Astarion and kne with all three and Taeres and------

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Taeres: This should be illegal! Astarion: It is. --- Taeres: What are your three best qualities? Halsin: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends. --- Gale: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother. Taeres: Mmm, we aren't really that close. Gale: Oh, good. --- Taeres: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Taeres: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.

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"I'm starting to think you want to die." (Halsin or Astarion)

Astarion cast a wry glance at the woman. She was tall enough to serve as a human shield, he noted vaguely. He would remember that later to prove the point he was about to make.

" Quite the contrary, darling, " Astarion replied with a slight cant of his head, " Self-preservation is very high on my list of priorities... " He smiled. " --but doesn't killing a bunch of goblins sound like fun? "

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