THE WORLD WITHOUT meeee :3

ask me about my lobotomy (ic. cellularmatter)

[alivebur]

sorry for disappearing for several months will happen again

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

women hate me and fish have to avert their eyes in my presence lest they succumb to lust

[drizzlingtears]

if someone asks me what i did this year i will scream my lungs out and run away to a forest

[parakeet]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

[paroxsys]

fuck all of you i got eevee

[quack-city]

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

[quack-city]

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

[unpretty]

getting an office job after years of being a self-employed adhd nightmare was so funny though. like all through college and working for myself i assembled this terrifying patchwork of lifehacks and getting-things-done techniques and none of them ever seemed to work that well or for that long. but then i'm in an office where i have a defined set of tasks that need doing with no creative input on my part and suddenly i seem like a fucking productivity wizard. coworkers marvel at how quickly i work when they ask me to do something. what else would i be doing. we are at work. you asked me to fill out a form. why would it take longer than five minutes. what do you people do all day.

[doctor-jonathan-strange]

“Look at how much I can do when I don’t have to decide what to do first” pretty much sums up my transition from university to work life. Anyway now people at work think I’m some kind of SuperEmployee

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[19891999-deactivated20221109]

i’m never going to overshare again i’m going to be so mysterious like georgenotfound

[19891999-deactivated20221109]

does anyone want my full name

[xraylovers]

autistic person watching anything: wow this character is so autistic

[moonduo]

[loverslaundry-deactivated202201]

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

[wattse]

Hibernation would fix me

[yugiohz]

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order

[yugiohz]

I don’t trust u if you’re an only-child (y’all can’t deal with conflict) or a guy with no sisters (self-explanatory)

[alivebur]

hey man you better have money to pay for my next therapy appointment from that post

if i had to see it so did you. i have like $5 btw

[heavensickness]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[heavensickness]

this poem is literally my last straw

[heavensickness]

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

[sweetlambeyed]

it means everything to me