And everything in between

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[sassydw]

[kisxmesoft]

[aljohnee]

Honestly can't believe I was having actual withdrawals during this 72 social media detox. Never realized the hold Instagram and Threads had on me until I opened my phone and found myself in autopilot clicking in the spot where Instagram used to be. I was going crazy and possibly dying. Thinking about doing no socials during the week.

[aljohnee]

Something is in the air because I've been so tired. Went to bed early, woke up late. I feel and look like death hit me with his hearse.

[aljohnee]

The number of times that I've said I'm back and never came back is astonishing.

[sassydw]

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[daily-spooky]

[luckydiorxoxo]

First Look: Jeffrey Wright stars a Black novelist wrestling with his identity in Emmy-winner Cord Jefferson’s directorial debut, ‘American Fiction.’

First Look: ‘American Fiction’ Challenges Hollywood’s ‘Poverty of Imagination’ About Black People

Emmy winner Cord Jefferson takes VF inside his directorial debut, starring Jeffrey Wright as a Black novelist wrestling with his identity.

[little-witchys-garden]

[aljohnee]

I’m back, but not in a big way. I will NOT set unrealistic goals, because I know the procrastinator in me won’t allow me to have peace. The only goal is to start back posting whenever I get the urge, lol. So stay tuned, I have a post I’m working on seeing how I took the day off of work 👀 #imback #may2022 #nogoalsisthegoal #blogging https://www.instagram.com/p/CdvyVStuMcL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aljohnee]

I'm baaaaack!!!

I’m baaaaack!!!

I’m back, but not in a big way. I will NOT set unrealistic goals, because I know the procrastinator in me won’t allow me to have peace. The only goal is to start back posting whenever I get the urge, lol. So stay tuned, I have a post I’m working on seeing how I took the day off of work 👀.

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[aljohnee]

I just saw the word sour cream and buttermilk in a recipe and my stomach started turning.

[aljohnee]

I've slowly started removing meat, sugar, and dairy from my life the last 3 weeks. Beef, pork, sugar, and dairy were no longer on grocery or fast food list.

Today I made a horrible mistake of eating literally all 4, and dairy several times. Today was a coworkers 40th birthday and we (or shall I say ME) got carried away. There were kolaches and donuts for breakfast, tacos (barbacoa, chicken Adobe, & pork) for lunch, and coconut nut cake for dessert.

Since I've come home my stomach has been really upset to the point were I feel as though I'm about to vomit. I've been going through these moments were I get really, really hot.

Worse decision I've made and I knew that I was going to regret it later. Lesson learned, starting all over again tomorrow.

[recoverr-a-deactivated20210530]

you deserve people who listen to you ramble. you deserve people who love it when you’re excited, when you’re happy. you deserve people who check up on you and wish to see you well, people who not only accept you for who you are - but rejoice in it. 

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[markv5]

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[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).