may i offer you an egg

hi i'm lena. sometimes i write stories in my tags

[oscpia81]

oscar unplugged his radio when zak brown started talking to him i‘m crying he‘s so real for that

[desimonewayland]

Album of seaweed specimens, in scallop shell binding, Great Britain, mid-19th century

Yale Center for British Art

[jellogram]

A drag queen named Sissy Fuss

[jellogram]

Her act involves rolling a disco ball across the stage

[agpsoundsystem]

[depsidase]

[weirwoodsugar]

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

[weirwoodsugar]

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

[hjartasalt]

Fit check!!

[fagenthusiast]

not anymore

[hjartasalt]

Bro this is so fucked up where's my me #myme

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[mursejesse]

...technically, yes.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Demi STOP

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[revelware]

not true a perfect strawberry can drive one mad chasing a high they can never match yet alone exceed

[anishinaagay]

posts a gnome wrote

[revelware]

im 5'9" im 5'9" im not a gnome

[juney-blues]

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

[juney-blues]

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

but i can't find any evidence of its existence from before 2018 lmao

and searching the artist's name only gets me like 6 pages of results on google

and a little artist showcase page on arthive for this guy with exactly 1 painting listed

and a biography that spells this guy's name like 5 different ways

which i'm pretty sure is because it's machine translated from something

very mysterious

[juney-blues]

oh doing his name in russian gives me some actually useful results, why didn't i think to do that

[juney-blues]

Солнечный город "Sunny City" - No date given.

Мир "World" - No date given.

Чусовские просторы. "Chusovskie expanses." Canvas, oil, 1997. Exhibited at the Nizhny Tagil Museum of Nature.

Осень "Autumn"

[juney-blues]

ooooh this one is really nice

Огни трудового Тагила, "The Lights of Labor Tagil" acquired by the Tretyakov Gallery in 1986.

[juney-blues]

октябрь "October" 2009 cardboard, oil, 29.5x39.5 cm

Осень на Чусовой, "Autumn on Chusovaya" 1999, canvas, oil, 79x100 cm

Чугун идет "Cast Iron is Coming" 1976

okay that's all the art this article had, i'm really glad i could find some this artist's other woks!!!!

[juney-blues]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[bottomdiluc]

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

[castielisabee-blog]

[caramelkhaleesi]

To this day, still one of the best and funniest things to happen in this fandom lmao

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her