THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN

//IM NOT FUCKING V1. DONT FUCKING COMPARE ME TO THAT HALF-BRAINED FUCKFACE//

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

>IMPORT intro.post

“Im Mirage.

Don’t bother telling me your name. I don’t care.”

#this is a RP blog for Mirage from ULTRAKILL, sticking mostly to the lore, but with some headcannons treated as lore (ie. The school is in limbo, and Mirage is real instead of being V1’s shock induced hallucinations)

>STARTUP SEQUENCE REQUESTED

Machine ID: M1 - “Mirage”

Location: Lust

Current objective: Find a way out of hell

>RUN PROGRAM “BIO.TEXT”

>MOD IS A MINOR. DNI IF YOUR A KINK BLOG (being a little horny is perfectly fine (Infact I find it funny), but don’t take it too far)

>”Dream’s end come true” is not fully true, but it will be used for HEAVY inspiration. the events of the secret level have happened already. This is also the reason mirage is looking to find V1, she wants to see if it can help her find a way out of hell. A few other fan made projects/mods are also heavy inspiration, a few being:

Straymode (by plonk), Ultravoices (for character personality(by mof_n_co)), Project Purgatorio (several devs), TSTA, and other custom levels that integrate themselves into the lore

>PLEASE DONT TAKE ANYTHING THIS BLOG SAYS AS CANNON TO ULTRAKILL, ITS NOT, I DO THIS FOR FUN

>Mod doesn’t ship anyone, but is chill and open to any ships

>Pronouns for Mirage (and mod) Are she/they(trans)! And are both Bisexual!

RUN ASKS.TXT

>I BEG OF YOU PLEASE SEND ASKS!!!!!! IM NOT THAT CREATIVE AND NEED THINGS TO WORK OFF

>Asks dont need to be just to mirage. sparks loves talking to new people, just uhh prepare for fire if your mean to him. MIRAGE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL HER V1 (doesn’t mean you can’t tho)

>messages sent that are just saying things will be as if messages on the terminals, if you are doing an action then it will be taken as you are a husk/stray unless said otherwise, ANY ASKS THAT DESCRIBE YOU DOING AN ACTION WILL (unless stated otherwise) MEAN A HUSK/LESSER MACHINE IS DOING IT, IF THERE IS NO ACTION (or just giving me a item (it will be depensed by the terminal)) WILL BE TREATED AS A MESSAGE DELIVERED VIA TERMIAL

>Current inventory: > Revolver > Flamer (streetcleaner basic model) > Claymore (sword)

#Mod’s messages will be purple and with have a hashtag at the front (mods name is Nova!) Ask-box is always open, tho mod (much like Mirage) is a student, so may take a while to get a response. Also, mod is new to having an RP blog, so please be nice if I fuck it up at all :3

(character color key:) [Mirage, M-1(?), she/they] [sparks, street cleaner, they/him] [byte, mindflayer, she/her, might show up now and then] ["swordsy", swordsmachine, he/it, shows up sometimes]

“Aw fuck. Late to school again, see you around, loverboy”

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Tip of the Day:

Don’t suck lmao cause like there gonna be A LOT more sand then usual.

BUT since you made it this far i’ll give you a discount: the Marksmen Revolver went from 7,500P to 7,499P!!!

"let her buy that coin gun and i will burn a hole in your motherboard." "umm. i dont think the coins are a uhhh... good idea. i dont want to nearly explode spark's gas tank again. got any other deals?"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

careful of the insurrectionists you two, they throw boulders :[ and they reach FAR

"wait. shit. how the hell do we get past that. maybe taking some kind of pathway through one of the structures?"

"I HATE THIS FUCKING SANNNDDDDDDDD. GOD DAMM THE SUN IS HOT AND I HATE THIS"

"yeah, lets find a way inside."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Sparks recently said that they want a pet.

Can I be Sparks’ pet? 👉👈

pweeeeeease…. I’ll be a good girl

“YIPP-“

“NO. WE CAN NOT HAVE A HUSK HERE. THEY WILL DIE.”

“:(“

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

*tosses a quarter-sized coin at your head*

"WAIT WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE" [she attempts to catch it after it bounces off her optical sensor. pulls her pistol out of her hand made holster, and shoots the coin. it hits! and proceeds to ALMOST hit sparks gas tank] "FUCK! MIRAGE! BE CAREFUL!! IF THAT THIS EXPLODES I GO WITH IT!!!" "oh shit. we should find a way to reinforce that"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

“Ah, greed. This place is ass. My books said this place has a few interesting things, burning hot sand, several of humanity’s structures and a bunch of architecture from a period of humans that was a REALLY long time ago. We set up camp a in a little building with a collapsed bridge outside. We saw this husk, it was massive! Not like king Minos big, but big. I think that it may have been a member of the insurrection that was staged here.”

“HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!! but no fire :(“

#ask box is open :3

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Mirage I have no good asks... however I do have a bug picture if that's okay? Hope you like it

"oh wait. i know these things! they are ... buge. i think these were one of the many casualties from the environmental impact of the great war. im sure they would have been cool to have as a pet!" "i wish i had a pet"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

“Well. We had a run in with a prime soul, and he has thankfully showed us to an exit! We are about to head off to greed. We used some of the … rotting flesh on the walls to make boots so we can walk on the harsh sand of greed, I read that some of the sinners of greed do the same with blood to cool themselves. We also set the I.R.I.S. Beacon to be ready, so anyone can use it now. We will update in greed.”

“I was talking to a sinner, but they said they saw some kind of red V unit. Mirage said she saw something similar but I thought she was hallucinating. Maybe it knows where V1 is?”

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

#do Yall think it would be possible to beat Ultrakill but using half-life movement and weapons?

Think you could?

Yeah, I bet I could

ABSOLUTELY NOT

I bet I could BUT YOU SUCK AT GAMING!!!!

Perchance

Voting ended onApr 24

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

MIRAGE! Have you heard you heard the rumors that the archangel Gabriel is fucking V1?

“Wait wait wait. Loverboy is actually in love? HAHAHA don’t be stupid. An archangel of his rank would never do something as lowly as sex. Let alone with a machine! You’re funny, you know that

… wait, your serious?”

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Moonline shines down, an ethereal figure walks out from the light.

It's... King Minos. Err... Kinda? It appears like him... But his skin is transparent and shimmery, heart visible and beating. A hole in his face...

The prime soul hasn't noticed mirage yet, instead, simply gazing up at the night sky.

{ @lunarialust }

Mirage and sparks descend down a spiral staircase of spine, ready to fight whatever they find.

"sparks. i think i see someone. . ." "uhh. OH SHIT THATS A PRIM-" "SPARKS. QUIET. IT MIGHT SEE US."

The two stare, hiding behind a piece of rubble from the flesh prison, trying to see what its doing, looking up they see that this room of the flesh of gluttony, has a large part of the roof destroyed, allowing the view of ... a moon?

[lunarialust]

"... The ruins thou see here were a creation of heaven. The Flesh Prison. It was to contain my soul, my cell... Then, it was gone. Bested by a weapon not unlike thyself."

The prime soul looks up to the moon, the clothes he wore are of delicate fabrics that flow in a breeze that didn't exist.

He turns directly towards the two machines.

"... Mirage... Sparks..."

How does he know her name...?!

She didn't say anything- how does he know?

He doesn't seem hostile. Infact ... He seems very at peace in the moment.

"come, children... There is no need to hide..."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"D-DONT MOVE! OR ELSE!"

Mirage attempts to draw her pistol, it proceeds to slip out of her hand, fly 4 feet into the air, falli and hitting sparks in the head

"OW-WHAT THE FUCK?" "wait did he just say our names." "YOU HIT ME IN THE HEA- "shut up, move, duck behind cover"

the duo attempt to sneak around the fleshy bits, but almost immediately sparks trips and crashes into mirage, sending both tumbling into the floor

"OW" "OW"

[lunarialust]

"children."

The prime soul approaches slowly.

"I am not going to hurt thee..."

He kneels down to the floor, glowing softly as he looks to the machines.

"... I am Minos, King of lust."

... Is this truly the soul of the deceased king?

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"Minos? wait... you are a prime soul?" "... I TRIED TO TELL YO-" "ive read about prime souls!" "... OH NEVERMIND." "... what are you so mad about? wait. weapon? did you fight V1? the machine? the Earthmover killer?"

[lunarialust]

"the creature of steel came to me. Freed me."

Minos states, he reaches towards the machines, to help them stand.

"are thou well? This is a dangerous place..."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

“Well, we are looking for V1. And mainly trying to get as far away from the school of St.Michael, in limbo.”

Sparks straightens the tie on his school uniform, the coat stained with ash

“And I want to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MISERY FLESH PIT.”

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Moonline shines down, an ethereal figure walks out from the light.

It's... King Minos. Err... Kinda? It appears like him... But his skin is transparent and shimmery, heart visible and beating. A hole in his face...

The prime soul hasn't noticed mirage yet, instead, simply gazing up at the night sky.

{ @lunarialust }

Mirage and sparks descend down a spiral staircase of spine, ready to fight whatever they find.

"sparks. i think i see someone. . ." "uhh. OH SHIT THATS A PRIM-" "SPARKS. QUIET. IT MIGHT SEE US."

The two stare, hiding behind a piece of rubble from the flesh prison, trying to see what its doing, looking up they see that this room of the flesh of gluttony, has a large part of the roof destroyed, allowing the view of ... a moon?

[lunarialust]

"... The ruins thou see here were a creation of heaven. The Flesh Prison. It was to contain my soul, my cell... Then, it was gone. Bested by a weapon not unlike thyself."

The prime soul looks up to the moon, the clothes he wore are of delicate fabrics that flow in a breeze that didn't exist.

He turns directly towards the two machines.

"... Mirage... Sparks..."

How does he know her name...?!

She didn't say anything- how does he know?

He doesn't seem hostile. Infact ... He seems very at peace in the moment.

"come, children... There is no need to hide..."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"D-DONT MOVE! OR ELSE!"

Mirage attempts to draw her pistol, it proceeds to slip out of her hand, fly 4 feet into the air, falli and hitting sparks in the head

"OW-WHAT THE FUCK?" "wait did he just say our names." "YOU HIT ME IN THE HEA- "shut up, move, duck behind cover"

the duo attempt to sneak around the fleshy bits, but almost immediately sparks trips and crashes into mirage, sending both tumbling into the floor

"OW" "OW"

[lunarialust]

"children."

The prime soul approaches slowly.

"I am not going to hurt thee..."

He kneels down to the floor, glowing softly as he looks to the machines.

"... I am Minos, King of lust."

... Is this truly the soul of the deceased king?

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"Minos? wait... you are a prime soul?" "... I TRIED TO TELL YO-" "ive read about prime souls!" "... OH NEVERMIND." "... what are you so mad about? wait. weapon? did you fight V1? the machine? the Earthmover killer?"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Moonline shines down, an ethereal figure walks out from the light.

It's... King Minos. Err... Kinda? It appears like him... But his skin is transparent and shimmery, heart visible and beating. A hole in his face...

The prime soul hasn't noticed mirage yet, instead, simply gazing up at the night sky.

{ @lunarialust }

Mirage and sparks descend down a spiral staircase of spine, ready to fight whatever they find.

"sparks. i think i see someone. . ." "uhh. OH SHIT THATS A PRIM-" "SPARKS. QUIET. IT MIGHT SEE US."

The two stare, hiding behind a piece of rubble from the flesh prison, trying to see what its doing, looking up they see that this room of the flesh of gluttony, has a large part of the roof destroyed, allowing the view of ... a moon?

[lunarialust]

"... The ruins thou see here were a creation of heaven. The Flesh Prison. It was to contain my soul, my cell... Then, it was gone. Bested by a weapon not unlike thyself."

The prime soul looks up to the moon, the clothes he wore are of delicate fabrics that flow in a breeze that didn't exist.

He turns directly towards the two machines.

"... Mirage... Sparks..."

How does he know her name...?!

She didn't say anything- how does he know?

He doesn't seem hostile. Infact ... He seems very at peace in the moment.

"come, children... There is no need to hide..."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"D-DONT MOVE! OR ELSE!"

Mirage attempts to draw her pistol, it proceeds to slip out of her hand, fly 4 feet into the air, falli and hitting sparks in the head

"OW-WHAT THE FUCK?" "wait did he just say our names." "YOU HIT ME IN THE HEA- "shut up, move, duck behind cover"

the duo attempt to sneak around the fleshy bits, but almost immediately sparks trips and crashes into mirage, sending both tumbling into the floor

"OW" "OW"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Moonline shines down, an ethereal figure walks out from the light.

It's... King Minos. Err... Kinda? It appears like him... But his skin is transparent and shimmery, heart visible and beating. A hole in his face...

The prime soul hasn't noticed mirage yet, instead, simply gazing up at the night sky.

{ @lunarialust }

Mirage and sparks descend down a spiral staircase of spine, ready to fight whatever they find.

"sparks. i think i see someone. . ." "uhh. OH SHIT THATS A PRIM-" "SPARKS. QUIET. IT MIGHT SEE US."

The two stare, hiding behind a piece of rubble from the flesh prison, trying to see what its doing, looking up they see that this room of the flesh of gluttony, has a large part of the roof destroyed, allowing the view of ... a moon?

[lunarialust]

"... The ruins thou see here were a creation of heaven. The Flesh Prison. It was to contain my soul, my cell... Then, it was gone. Bested by a weapon not unlike thyself."

The prime soul looks up to the moon, the clothes he wore are of delicate fabrics that flow in a breeze that didn't exist.

He turns directly towards the two machines.

"... Mirage... Sparks..."

How does he know her name...?!

She didn't say anything- how does he know?

He doesn't seem hostile. Infact ... He seems very at peace in the moment.

"come, children... There is no need to hide..."

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

"D- DONT MOVE! OR ELSE!"

Mirage attempts to draw her pistol, it proceeds to slip out of her hand, fly 4 feet into the air, falling and hitting sparks in the head

"OW -WHAT THE FUCK?" "wait did he just say our names." "YOU HIT ME IN THE HEA-" "shut up. move. duck behind cover"

the duo attempt to sneak around the fleshy bits, but almost immediately sparks trips and crashes into mirage

"OW" "OW"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

Moonline shines down, an ethereal figure walks out from the light.

It's... King Minos. Err... Kinda? It appears like him... But his skin is transparent and shimmery, heart visible and beating. A hole in his face...

The prime soul hasn't noticed mirage yet, instead, simply gazing up at the night sky.

{ @lunarialust }

Mirage and sparks descend down a spiral staircase of spine, ready to fight whatever they find.

"sparks. i think i see someone. . ." "uhh. OH SHIT THATS A PRIM-" "SPARKS. QUIET. IT MIGHT SEE US."

The two stare, hiding behind a piece of rubble from the flesh prison, trying to see what its doing, looking up they see that this room of the flesh of gluttony, has a large part of the roof destroyed, allowing the view of ... a moon?

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

*hands her a revolver and disappears*

she looks at you, a random stray had just handed her a revolver.

"what"

she looks down at the gun, a classic 'slab' revolver, clunky and slow. she looks back up, you vanish into nothingness

"WHAT . . . uhhhh. well thats um something. HEY SPARKS, I FOUND A GUN!" "yippee!"

[all-imperfect-loving-machine]

“Ok! So! We are going to leave soon, small issue, the exit that the trail of Heavenly spears lead to seems to have been rotted around and is now almost impossible to get too. Something else strange is we found a … office chair? It was embedded in a wall. I read about this effect where rooms in hell can vanish for hours and return back with items, most of them seem to be from the new peace, but can have items from layers that otherwise had no way to get there! We also found a half formed spear, like the angel that made it died or something while summoning it, seems to be a little to small for the archangel. I really need to find a weapon… maybe one of you could help me?”

“M told me to add a diary entry cause I haven’t been active on it. Uhhh I burnt some of this flesh stuff. Oh, and I took a bottle of that stomach acid so I can splash it on people. Something strange though, I spilled it and half the bottle should have been empty but it refilled itself! Idk how tho :3 and I saw that spine staircase again and I think it might lead to some kind of exit. We are going to try that soon. ok, we gonna go progress. :3:3:3:3”