Who?

[error-problematic]

[thebootydiaries]

Girl in sweats: I’m a girl and I don’t need expensive gifts to make me happy I just want pizza I love food. sorry I know I’m weird omg. Girls wear makeup and I’m just in sweatpants and messy hair like omg rn girls are partying and I’m just at home with a good book getting stabbed

911 operator: ok

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[starscapades]

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: fwubbafwubbafwubba

[silent-butt-gay-deactivated2017]

[j-esbian]

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

[hotvampireadjacent]

op this post is a big yeet

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

how the fuck does anyone learn english nowadays when we speak like this

[tacticalskirt]

If you ram your head into a wall enough times either your head breaks or the wall does

[idontwantsurgery-deactivated201]

Every woman who died because she couldn’t access birth control and had anemia and every woman who died from a septic miscarriage or in a high risk delivery because she couldn’t get an abortion was killed by the state

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[filmaticbby]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)

[untcldcwn]

when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-

[duke-gaga]

[pi-la]

[profeminist]

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[sassenach-scot]

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

[marikyubi]

i love it i love it

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Boy do I sure fucking love using mobile

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it