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[skinnyiittiethings]

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[fragile-silver]

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[allamaatemydinosaur]

me: i have severe mental health issues and it's gradually ruining my life

someone: ok but have you considered how this affects ME

[traumatisedd]

I’m cold and distant even towards the people I love the most. I internalise everything until I explode and I carry so much anger I don’t know how to get rid of it without lashing out. I don’t react well to social interactions and I never learned how to act properly around males because I’m constantly weary and scared around them. I don’t trust anyone and I push people away so they don’t see the real me. I don’t like being touched by anyone but I crave affection I know I can’t handle. My teenage years have been torn form me due to mental illness and trauma. So don’t you fucking dare tell me to “get over it” because that’s what I’ve been trying to do ever since I was a child and it’s fucking heart wrenching.

[pessimisticfvck]

 really bad

❣ message/ask me anything ❣

[expressions-of-nature]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A werewolf who doesn’t know that they’re a werewolf would be an unawarewolf

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[tastefullyoffensive]

They work well on him. (via _EricaNichole)

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I can’t believe Australians thought Beyoncé was talkin about Sprite

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

What?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Haven’t you seen the Lemonade Discourse?

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Nope. Not at all.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Basically, Australians (and apparently other countries) refer to Sprite/lemon lime soda as “lemonade” and they don’t actually have lemonade like we do here i.e., a sweetened lemon juice based drink. So “when life gives you lemons” apparently isn’t even like, a saying there.

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Oh wait yeah I did see that. I think they call lemonade, lemon cordial.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

The FUCK is a cordial

[maurypovichofficial]

Cordial? Like a telephone cord? As in Telephone part 2? Beyoncé and lady Gaga ? The ‘Nati strikes again

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

The sips are here for the taking, babes

[strangersea]

What y'all don’t have cordial there? It’s like concentrated syrup you use to make drinks

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Most places use real lemon juice for lemonade but we just call flavored syrups syrup.

[blackwoolncrown]

u a lie we have cordials

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Where the hell do they call them cordials? In florida? I’ve never heard that term in my life.

[octopusghostcouncil]

Wait this is a whole new discourse your telling me you guys don’t have CORDIAL. like lemonade is lemon cordial thing I get that fine whatever BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER KINDS OF CORDIAL. Like red cordial? Or fruit cordial? Or shit there’s a whole damn shelf at the supermarket with a sign saying ‘CORDIAL’ wtf do you all call that shit?????

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I’ve literally never heard that word in my life in reference to beverages but apparently we have them.

[octopusghostcouncil]

Honestly I’m just scared and confused rn the world of sweet fruity water beverages is so much more complicated than I needed to ever think about

[iwannabeadored]

wait does that mean you guys don’t have this amazingness:

or this?

?????

[octopusghostcouncil]

I have never before seen this misshapen bottles in my life.

[iwannabeadored]

they’re amazingly delicious, the second one is a powder mix basically. Lemonade is just lemon juice (can be bottled or fresh squeezed), water, and sugar. No carbonation. It’s delicious tbh.

[octopusghostcouncil]

That sounds exactly like good lemon cordial tbh and I drink lemon cordial ALLLLLLLL the time so I feel ya on it’s deliciousness.

Gonna look up American lemonade recipes on the internet and try and recreate this shit at home.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Lemonade:

Squeeze some lemons Add like three times as much water Add sugar til it tastes good

If you wanna get fancy, put some fresh strawberries in it and let them soak a lil bit. Add vodka for fun.

[octopusghostcouncil]

Watch me fuck this up and love it anyway 👍

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

We have lemonade in Britain too. AND Sprite. They’re kind of the same thing though. ‘Lemonade’ is usually just the unbranded.

It’s the bomb lmao

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Why is it clear? That’s not the same thing lol.

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

It’s lemonade omg. There’s like hundreds and hundreds of brands it’s like Sprite and 7UP here I think?? It’s fizzy. It just tastes a little bit different :’)

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Lemonade is not carbonated. Sprite is a whole separate thing.

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

Lemonade IS carbonated. All those pictures of the bottles I just added? They’re all lemonade. And they’re all carbonated duh. Sprite isn’t a separate thing, it’s just counted as another BRAND of lemonade here.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I don’t know how to explain this to you but y'all stole the word lemonade and put it on something that is not lemonade and you’re wrong and you’ve been wrong all your life.

Sprite is lemon lime soda. Lemonade is a tangy lemon juice based non carbonated refreshing summer beverage

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

Well here, lemonade is the carbonated “fizzy” version. Lemon cordial is the uncarbonated or “still” version. It’s been that way for years and years in Britain lmaoooo. “Stealing words” really?? 

We literally just have different terms for things. Like your chips are our crisps. And our chips are your french fries?

Chips here are the cut potato product in strips, that are fried & you have with a burger or something. (Our chips are thick though, none of that thin mcdonalds french fry nonsense.) Crisps are the thinly sliced, dried potato products that come in bags. 

You can’t say “that’s not lemonade!” when the product bottle literally says “Lemonade.” It’s just what your country thinks is lemonade differs to what another country calls lemonade. France, Spain, the majority of Europe have this kind of carbonated lemonade also 😊

[little-isaac]

Cordial is like a juice. My Grandma makes Eldiflower cordial.

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

Exactly. Which is why the non carbonated is lemon CORDIAL. Because juice drinks aren’t carbonated. Because it’s made from actual juice. Lemonade isn’t made with actual lemon juice, just lemon flavoring. Like we have orangeade, cherryade. And they’re all carbonated. 

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Lemonade IS made from lemon juice like I just said that!!

[angelic-x-sicko-deactivated2017]

Not here though, how are you not getting this:’) 

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I get it but, over here, we’re right. And over there, y'all are wrong. 😂😂😂

[iwannabeadored]

alright here: http://www.cliffordawright.com/caw/food/entries/display.php/id/95/ this is the history of lemonade’s origin and if it’s tl:dr it says “The trade in lemon juice was quite considerable by 1104. We know from documents in the Cairo Geniza–records of the medieval Jewish community in Cairo from the tenth through thirteenth centuries–that bottles of lemon juice, qatarmizat, were made with lots of sugar and consumed locally and exported”

carbonated lemonade wasn’t a thing till 1833. So lemon juice + sugar is the original, the best. /enddiscourse

[pedantic-pepperoni-deactivated2]

This makes american kids running lemonade stands make a whole lot more sense tbh

[iwannabeadored]

that’s like a summer tradition!!! do you guys not have garage/yard sales too then?!

[pedantic-pepperoni-deactivated2]

not really, I’m sure there are some, but we tend to go for a car boot sale instead

[iwannabeadored]

what the fuck

[deebott]

I can’t breathe lmao this is an amazing thread

[archgynoid]

Bruh like, as a person from the south this is actually making my chest hurt? Why haven’t you guys been blessed with lemonade

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[ctrlego]

[dsxsbx]

Abraham Lake

by: Stevin Tuchiwsky

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.21

[stuckylikeglue-deactivated20171]

He is so DELIGHTED

[adulthoodisokay]

“They want to hire a part of me.”

[decepticonsensual]

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

[nom-food]

[cravingsatmidnight]

[yumyummyyums]