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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
every episode of my royal nemesis is a rom-com for forty minutes intercut with ten minutes of the most devastating historical romance you've seen and ten minutes of psychological thriller brought to you by a cousin/brother with an unnatural fixation on the main leads.
My Royal Nemesis [dir. Han Tae-seob]
MY ROYAL NEMESIS 멋진신세계 (2026)
BATTLE ROYALE, 2000 out of context
Finally listened to WTTH 2:8 today (was nauseous and shaking the ENTIRE time because that’s how excited and nervous I was) and the fuckin. The reveal that Dark Leif never met Bertbert? SO GODDAMN FUNNY
Like. I cannot imagine how many times Bertbert especially in the Young Leif era must have been sitting in a transport somewhere thinking about Leif and going “Damn. I am the last line of defense standing between that guy and pure unbridled evil.” And patting herself on the back for at least trying to help this earthling learn how to not be evil in space. AND THEN. THE BEST THING IS. SHE’S FUCKING RIGHT????
I would not want to be our Leif right now because holy shit how do you live with the knowledge that you are the way you are because your most preachy friend made sure you didn’t fuck shit up forever. He can’t tell her about that. He would never ever ever hear the end of it
(Also: “What am I?” “Mine” holy SHIT)
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
Growing together is the most beautiful kind of love
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One of my favorite part of Abbot Elementary is that Jacob is this cringey too woke guy and as the show progresses he’s revealed to be actually educated on racial politics and America’s history of anti-blackness, he’s just bad at expressing that and is kinda cringe about it, the episode where he gets audited and Ava discovers his class on Black History is genuinely very insightful and even covers how MLK was anti capitalist was pure cinema, a worse show would’ve made fun of him for being anti-racist
Midnight burger really does an incredible job of having hope as a theme; but like, the teeth-gnashing, tongue-biting, everything-tastes-like-iron-and-dread kind of hope. Everything is fucked and they only get more fucked as time goes on. But they also get better as time goes on. And maybe they don't get always better, but they make it through so that they can get better someday, y'know?
Hopeful not because we can believe but because we must believe. Hopeful in blood, sweat, and tears way. Hopeful in an empathetic way, hopeful in a bitter way, hopeful in a hopeless way, hopeful in a curiosity way. Hopeful in a we will get there and we will make it fucking better, we have to, way. Hopeful in a we make the world way. Hopeful in a we open at fucking six way.