My Name Is Allan Waite
Who I am?
Iâm a researcher. Of what you ask? Depends. Anthropology, in a sense, but also Mythology, in a sense. Simultaneously. I think Iâm very clever, but that doesnât mean I canât learn and be humbled.
I also technically work for the LEP. A secret branch. Not even the horse knows about it. But I canât say I enjoy it much.
Only ask me things if you have information for me. Or something funny to say. I like to think Iâm quite light hearted when I want to be I promise.
Someone took a picture of me. I donât know how and I donât know when but frankly I donât really care because letâs be honest? I look cool and sexy and very human shhh... heheâŠ
(credit: @slushgut)
Some friends and fiends :)
@d-butler-at-your-service Very nice man who likes coffee a lot and I think could probably lift me like a ragdoll with his left pinky
@askminervaparadizo Blonde lady who says âouiâ a lot despite this being a text based platform and not needing to. (It does make her sound cool though soâŠ)
@angeline-lydia-fowl Nice lady who gives me information for my research and seems like she does really try to be a good person, which I appreciate greatly.
@thesecondartemis-fowl I like him moderately better now that there is someone worse.
@xx-opal-koboi-xx Fuck you fuck you fuck you stick weasels up your ass you writhing waste of oxygen and mistake of procreation.
( @yourdearcarraway my ooc main lmao for those who want it)
