Artemis Fowl the Second.

"...why resist it now, this love that stirs your heart?"

The one and only Virgil Moore, at your service. Literature enthusiast and exchange student at St. Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen.

@thesecondartemis-fowl - my dear classmate Arty

Who are you

I do believe we have English together in the mornings... unless there are somehow two Artemises in this place.

Oh. Well. I suppose there is a nonzero chance I know you?

Hm. Well, if you've ever seen somebody wearing an overcoat around campus, then there's a nonzero chance that it was me.

While interesting, it might be better to ask yourself if you ever see me on campus. The answer is no. I am beneath these things, and I will never be seen fraternizing with individuals of my age correspondance.

*coughs* Never?

You are an outlier and do not count.

"...why resist it now, this love that stirs your heart?"

The one and only Virgil Moore, at your service. Literature enthusiast and exchange student at St. Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen.

@thesecondartemis-fowl - my dear classmate Arty

Who are you

I do believe we have English together in the mornings... unless there are somehow two Artemises in this place.

Oh. Well. I suppose there is a nonzero chance I know you?

Hm. Well, if you've ever seen somebody wearing an overcoat around campus, then there's a nonzero chance that it was me.

While interesting, it might be better to ask yourself if you ever see me on campus. The answer is no. I am beneath these things, and I will never be seen fraternizing with individuals of my age correspondance.

"...why resist it now, this love that stirs your heart?"

The one and only Virgil Moore, at your service. Literature enthusiast and exchange student at St. Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen.

@thesecondartemis-fowl - my dear classmate Arty

Who are you

I do believe we have English together in the mornings... unless there are somehow two Artemises in this place.

Oh. Well. I suppose there is a nonzero chance I know you?

"...why resist it now, this love that stirs your heart?"

The one and only Virgil Moore, at your service. Literature enthusiast and exchange student at St. Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen.

@thesecondartemis-fowl - my dear classmate Arty

Who are you

I get the acid from this guy down the street who sells special rubber duckies filled with acid

it's 10c per rubber duck

Where are you getting rubber ducks filled with acid for 10 cents

In this economy that’s simply unbelievable.

l3p1d0pt3ra

You’ve captured my expression so beautifully

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Thanks to the current administration of the United States of America, “acid filled rubber ducks” are now at a premium.

They are now over a dollar in price.

Heyy Arty :)

Ever since your encounters with Atlantis complex, do you still not like the number four because of how it made you behave, or what about the number 5?

Butler has also confessed that you have watched movies like Peter pan and the tinkerbell so what is your favorite fairy related movie? :)

I must say I do have... some advertance to it. 5 is not bad. It makes my life much easier.

Butler ought to not confess anything. The Never beast.

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yourdeargatsby

I don't really post fundraisers like this on here, but this is one of my closest friends. Helping (reblogging, donating) in any way you can is wonderful. Thank you

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genderlesssnake

Finally put down my sewing machine and picked up the Apple Pencil for once. Do Alexmis shippers still exist?

@thesecondartemis-fowl to think that I remember your stance on the matter being, quoting, "the temperature of the oil being the only thing offering a degree of sanitization"

ablondepistol-deactivated201311

I stand by that. I never truly recovered.

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bimbo-on-standby

hey look its the post that beams an image of a white-necked rockfowl into ur brain instantaneously

Arty, or Artemis whatever- how did you spend the new years? Honestly can't believe its already 2026 LOL Extra question, answer or not, do you like anything other than classical music?

Well, I did rather have a nice night in with @angeline-lydia-fowl , @d-butler-at-your-service and @askminervaparadizo with champagne to ring it in. Though, I will admit, the drink is better when it's not used to avoid imminent death ;)

If this is the Taylor Swift anonymous again, unfortunately you are no longer allowed here. If you're not, I enjoy Opera, and a few bands that Minerva and Alex have shown me.

Artemis.

Why are you using emoji?

Was your account hacked? Or just too much wine?

It seemed more fitting than saying "if you know you know" which would imply people know. Additionally, Alex and Juliet complain non stop about my terrible writing habits. I am trying to correct it with jokes.

...what terrible writing habits?

In Alex's words "Artemis half of your texts sound like I'm going to be kidnapped and murdered if I show up when you tell me to. Or like you're a school authority."

Arty, or Artemis whatever- how did you spend the new years? Honestly can't believe its already 2026 LOL Extra question, answer or not, do you like anything other than classical music?

Well, I did rather have a nice night in with @angeline-lydia-fowl , @d-butler-at-your-service and @askminervaparadizo with champagne to ring it in. Though, I will admit, the drink is better when it's not used to avoid imminent death ;)

If this is the Taylor Swift anonymous again, unfortunately you are no longer allowed here. If you're not, I enjoy Opera, and a few bands that Minerva and Alex have shown me.

Artemis.

Why are you using emoji?

Was your account hacked? Or just too much wine?

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl rp #please join #af #is there even an artemis fowl fandom anymore #artemis fowl rp blog #asks #asks open #artemis fowl answers #artemis fowll the second #//i should clarify a lot of these tags are old and i use them because theyre associated with my blog//#//theyre not literal//

It seemed more fitting than saying "if you know you know" which would imply people know. Additionally, Alex and Juliet complain non stop about my terrible writing habits. I am trying to correct it with jokes.

Are you a... Nerd? I mean this in a positive way. :D

Ever been interested in the... Ogham script? (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)

Surely you have heard of it, at least...?

I'm not quite sure, tumblr user theugliestcrown. What do you suppose?

Of course I know of the Ogham Script. I'm more than familiar. I've half a mind to be offended.

Arty, or Artemis whatever- how did you spend the new years? Honestly can't believe its already 2026 LOL Extra question, answer or not, do you like anything other than classical music?

Well, I did rather have a nice night in with @angeline-lydia-fowl , @d-butler-at-your-service and @askminervaparadizo with champagne to ring it in. Though, I will admit, the drink is better when it's not used to avoid imminent death ;)

If this is the Taylor Swift anonymous again, unfortunately you are no longer allowed here. If you're not, I enjoy Opera, and a few bands that Minerva and Alex have shown me.

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl rp #af #please join #is there even an artemis fowl fandom anymore #artemis fowl rp blog #asks #asks open #artemis fowl answers #artemis fowll the second

not-a-cursed-amulet

Don’t dim yourself for anyone.

Vaporize them.

opal-esther-koboi-deactivated20

How do you feel about brainrot?

There are a lot of words to describe how I feel and none of them align with 'Happy'.

This might be shocking, but I have to agree with the mudboy.