brass gf

we live in a society (she/they)

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Visit Original Link

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

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whoa!

[allbrassqueen]

"One more time" doesn't actually mean it's the last time, it's one more is just another

One more than the last amount of run throughs

[allbrassqueen]

swing your 32nd notes

[carnival-phantasm]

If you were in charge of Brazil, what would be your policies?

everybody has to come to brazil

What if I don’t?

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

Let this be a warning.

[secondclarinet]

scariest band instruments, ranked

Trombone: the concept of partials is terrifying, plus how do you know where to put the slide??

Piccolo: help

French horn: what are you doing with your hand and why, also partials

Trumpet: it’s a trumpet.

Tuba: lorge. I still don’t know what partials are

Euphonium: least scary brass instrument

Flute: what does your mouth do

Oboe: what are double reeds and why do they sound like ducks

Bassoon: double reeds are still scary but at least it’s not screeching

Clarinet: some squeaks but overall a very good instrument

Saxophone: not scary, just sexy. doesn’t squeak like the clarinet

[allbrassqueen]

Trumpets, we've been slackin

Our patrials aren't even scary to them

I have a solution, though: https://youtu.be/dllM4ZAyO2o

[allbrassqueen]

People really be out here hating violas 🤢🤮

[allbrassqueen]

I just had a fully vivid musical phrase appear in my head and damn do I wish I had an orchestra to compose for

[gahdamnpunk]

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

[jeshire-deactivated20230502]

Reminder that insulin is easy and cheap af to produce to someone w the resources and education to actually do so. It’s produced as a byproduct by certain easy-to-grow bacteria. I’ve seen legit community proposals from people w relevant degrees who want to reverse engineer some company or another’s process and start doing it themselves if they could get the room. There’s only one reason why this should ever be in an overproducing society, and it’s greed.

[tanookitoes]

yeah i don’t wanna see you reblogging this if you support biden because he doesn’t want everyone to have free healthcare, hes with big pharma 

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[the-sad-boy-from-nowhere-deacti]

5,943,343 non-Han’s

[supertinytins]

Wait- wasnt this exact post about people who are not ashley??? Whatever, i am neither hans nor am i ashley, soooooo

[faethe13th-deactivated20210123]

This post must have been from the editable posts era

(I’m not Ashley OR Hans sooooo)

[nookisms]

Wait I thought it was Amanda not Ashley or Hans

[rosiemissfandomchaos]

IT CHANGED ONCE AGAIN FUCK

[byunzii-deactivated20210709]

OoP

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

when did it become hans

[rohan-kishibaby]

I mean Hana is close

But that isn’t my real name anyway-

[enraged-chihuahua]

nope i ain’t hans. good luck though. you’ll need it.

[yuelaotzu]

Haha try again.

[wrathberyl-deactivated20241214]

hans my hedgehog:

[justroobe]

Far from the name

[cherry7902]

No Hans here. Just a fruit.

[greeny-peeny-deactivated2021081]

not hans, just green .,.

[g1sunstreaker]

this is a hans-free zone

[sunset-synthetica]

No Hans here, keep scrolling

[crittizen]

What the fuck is going on here. I’ve seen it say Amanda, Ashley, even fucking Dan Howell, and now it’s fucking Hans.

[nyx-the-bastard]

Each time you see it the name changes

[ihassheepquake]

You always win if you have no name

[allbrassqueen]

Haha fuck hans

[apricitic]

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

[allbrassqueen]

Fucking home run instantly

[allbrassqueen]

Pizza Time but it gives you a stroke:

https://youtu.be/dllM4ZAyO2o

[allbrassqueen]

I really wish I had my own bass to practice with at home

[allbrassqueen]

I love the woods aesthetic. The colors, the sounds, the smells, the animals.

The clarinet, double reeds, viola, cello, and bass

[allbrassqueen]

This is a viola appreciation post

It's pretty and if you disagree, die

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[whatspeaksofter]

If you’re shorter than the assailant, what I usually do is use the ground to anchor myself and use my legs for any movements

[allbrassqueen]

Bugler's Holiday by Leroy Anderson is misleadingly titled