killing must feel good to god too

Sup, I'm Xen. 23. BLM, ACAB. feel free to dm me! i’m always looking for new friends! I post mainly about different games and podcasts i like but you can bet that you’ll hear about what i’m hyper fixating on currently. @allegedlyxen on ao3!

[ixtaek]

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[ammi-delta-document]

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[handsomejacksboner]

Day 3369

Handsome Jack still gives me a boner

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[wishywashysmoshy]

My favorite part of Smosh is whenever Shayne starts laughing like a cartoon bully

[featheredcritter]

Just ran over beney hlvrai on the interstate

[warcrimesimulator]

[loveridden1999]

[were--ralph]

we've all heard of gloryholes now im introducing the concept of glorytolls. you have to pay a price to pass and the price is cum

[were--ralph]

other concepts:

Glorygoal: for balls of all sorts

Glorysoles: just put your foot in there bro

gloryvole: you can stick your hand in to pet a vole one(1) time

Glorybowl: Put a bowl in front of it to receive a surprise (its cum)

Glorygnoll: A gloryhole for gnoll hole and pole

Glorymole: its just a hole in the dirt moles dig into i dont know

Gloryroll: you will receive an anonymous breakfast roll

Glorytroll: it looks like a gloryhole but, suddenly

[g3sdogden]

Glorytroll (depricated): It looks like a gloryhole, but you must answer me these questions three lest I eat thee

[disgustinggf]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

I went to a ropes course the other day and fell in love with this sign. knew it belonged on here

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]