Pantastic

Andrew 24 Pansexual 01100101 01101110 01100010 01111001

[37q]

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

[doubleca5t]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... WE GOT HIM

[the-shy-girl-420]

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

[drueginger]

Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.

[drueginger]

New gender dropped at some job I was applying for

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[thehussy]

[starlitskvader]

[drueginger]

[grasswrym]

They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle

[sweetberry-roebuck]

GOOD NEWS!!

[drueginger]

Pro tip: If you are making salsa from scratch, cut the onion FIRST

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[wagahai-da]

strap-on

[shoegazing-barefoot]

[yossyislandd]

they need to invent retractable boobs for nonbinary people (me)

[gh00ulfriend]

BET. but also, what if they clicked like a pen, that would be awesome

[yossyislandd]

everyone else deactivate your blogs this is the only person who understands my vision

[goochie-mane]

Women that like hearing “good girl” always have good pussy

[rylandsgrace]

#amazing

[jennyloggins]

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

[jennyloggins]

only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012]

I'm just like all normal girls in their 20s i need lots of plushies and insane gay sex