ImAllexaYouAss

I watch too much TV, and this is the result...This blog is mainly full of stupid text posts, annoying memes, and whatever the fuck else I see fit. I'm not very social, but if you feel like harassing me on anon go right ahead. Snapchat:muffinsfuck96

[meanplastic]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Billy Joel could make a new version of “We didn’t start the fire” using 2016 alone

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[vincentphilip-deactivated201405]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ambulances are tow trucks for people.

[faggottt]

the kids from stranger things are savage

[truthofherdreams]

+ bonus:

[shaker1972]

Halloween party treat ideas. @sixpenceee

[sixpenceee]

YUM!

[onlytwitterpics]

[maxofs2d]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Once upon a time, history was written by the winners. Then the losers discovered the internet.

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[citymod]

britney spears IS 100% that drunk girl in the bathroom of the club that had a couple cosmos and looks at you while you’re touching up your lipstick and just says “oh my god, you are so beautiful! like i’m serious! you are the cutest girl in the world!” and then takes a selfie with you that she won’t remember taking the next morning and then walks out of the bathroom and that is one of the many reasons i love britney spears

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.