The Good Side?

My name is Malachi, my game is poorly played, and my sarcasm is easy to spot. Basketball, Reading, Poetry, Coffee, and Lists.

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoursgoneby]

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

[jordisstigander]

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

I’m ready

[toastbutteregg]

[funnypicsdept]

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[jaslrah]

Don’t forget about this one.

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

[chujellys]

lego star wars is always gold tbh

[benchandcompass]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[prismatic-bell]

Also called “nightingale floors” for the bird they supposedly sound like, many of these floors still exist today!

[gifmovie]

[neorattz]

this is how i run in nightmares

[haus-of-hiddleston]

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

[fuckablogname]

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[puukkolesbo]

[hatefuhk]

john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything

[blueplanettrash]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive