Ahh Mr. sneky i see you are wering your fance top
Not today Justin
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
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Ahh Mr. sneky i see you are wering your fance top
[pops in] Hey did someone say there's going to be another plot
Who the hell orders eggs at ihop
So Neopets are the dominant species of Neopia meaning that they hold all the positions of power and in the work force and all that. Do painted pets have a hierarchy over basic pets? If two Lupes were competing for a job and one was blue while the other was royal, would the position go to the royal pet? Are some jobs barred from basic pets because they’re too high class or whatever? Because we’ve seen in universe that King Hagan for example is a green Skeith which means that at least when it comes to royalty, anything goes, but royalty is most often a bloodline thing so that’s not necessarily relevant. Looking at the various NPCs on the site (I’m playing Round Table Poker right now), there’s a white Kiko, a desert? Kau, a blue Draik, and a green Ixi so there seems to be a fair mix of the two but it still seems that the majority of NPCs are basic colors or in rare occasions, low-tier painted (ie. starry, striped). Whether that was just TNT being lazy or what, it’s still curious.
Also what about two-legged vs four-legged? Looking at the shopkeepers, there seems to be a fair mix but every time there’s a four-legged character, they’re most often anthropomorphized (see the Slushie Shop or the Neophome Super Store). I mean, naturally a four-legged creature that lacks hands and thumbs wouldn’t be able to do certain things like work at a bank counting money, but still, would they be given a fair chance or would they be shot down immediately if they attempted to gain employment at certain places?
Rarer pets too. Are LE pets more sought after in the work place because they’re rare? Are Draiks and Krawks seen as the holy grail of employees and diversity?
Furthermore, are Darigan pets discriminated against because they’re Darigan? What are Meridellian’s current opinions towards Darigan pets? Are they still biased because of the crazy shit that Lords Darigan and Kass pulled? How do Neopians feel about Grundos as they’re technically from Doran and live on Kreludor and not actually Neopia? How does discovering a new paint brush color work in-universe? How do the various species feel about inflation and the fact that bread costs less than a rotten tomato salad? Are there any other natural pet biases besides Lupes and Chias? How do Kikos actually move if they’re just shitty balls with arms?
I have so many questions.
I don’t think Neopets are the dominant species in Neopia, though. You’ve got characters like King Skarl and King Altador that rule specific kingdoms (Meridell and Altador, respectively) but then there’s Fyora, who technically is queen of Faerieland but also has access to all sorts of superpowers and ancient relics, to the point where she literally sells this stuff in the Hidden Tower. Even powerful Neopets look up to her. During that one plot, the fall of Faerieland and subsequent petrification of all the Faeries meant that Neopia was essentially doomed, and it was all orchestrated by a Neopet that thought that the Faeries hoarded too much power and needed to be knocked down several pegs.
So basically what I’m saying is that the Faeries could rule Neopia in its entirety if they wanted, and probably already are, but in a low-key fashion because they don’t want to provoke any suspicion/additional violent uprisings. Clearly they are the dominant species of this planet.
"The two images do look very similar, but we promise you, it is just a coincidence." A response from the neopets team today on The Official Neopets Team Message Board. Honestly, how do you feel about this?
WOW GUYS. Wow. A coincidence?? The only difference is the wings and tail were made shorter to fit in a square dimension. I’m just…in shock. Now it bothers me because they’re saying the image was made completely in house. It obviously isn’t, the expression, ears, feet, hands…???
And it’s not like this was an image I ever submitted to Neopets.
Holy shit Jumpstart
Do they really think anyone is going to believe that...?
Neoboards censors.
aBYSS PETS
Just in case no one has noticed yet, Jumpstart redrew the Transparent Peophin design and I must say, Bravo, Jumpstart!
Wait, they seriously fixed it? Damn, good on them for listening to feedback. (And also just recognizing that the original one was bad)
Now I might actually have to start logging in again
i want a tshirt that says “i survived viacom and all i got was this stupid jumpstart”.
My hand slipped.
draikomalfoy
HOLY SHIT
here here, my tentacled friends! gather ‘round for a quick tea break
on a first date
Me:What do you think about Neopets?
Date:I don't like it. It's for kids and it is actually annoying feeding your neopet every time.
Me shoving breadsticks into purse:Excuse me but my neopets are famished.
Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy
You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.
the oldest yet biggest german meme
The original Jelly World
neotag: haha neopets is fucked
the rest of tumblr: haha neopets is fucked
neotag: bitch say that to my face not online see what happens
what’s a mob to a king whats a king to a god whats a god to an unmoderated neoboard
the age of the nimmo topiaries
it has ended
[get pirate hissi morphing potion from anchor management]
[use on lab rat who hasn’t changed species in 5ever bc i’d rly love to have an ice hissi]
[goes to lab]
[immediately zaps into ruki]
“wHOA MAN I FOUND MY OLD NEOPETS ACCOUNT FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THIS IS WILD!!!!”
hmmmmmm
hmmmmmmm