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nominated for world's worst poet 2023

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[fishieguyy]

RANDOM PICTURES ATTACJ GO

half of these r wips other half r artfight attacks ok🧘‍♀️ Just stuffs

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[mimblex]

My brain is full of tiny fish

[zipsunz]

oshikatsu afternoon 🎀✨

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[geminid]

Hello everyone! Applications for the Leokumi Comic & Fanfiction collaborative project are now open until Aug 8!

More information and the link to the application form can be found on the Carrd for this project.

💜🩵Looking forward to your applications! Feel free to send me any questions.

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[everydaylouie]

LOUIE'S PICKS VOL. 1 - vinyl/cd/cassette/guitar picks now available on needlejuice records!! a compilation album of some of my favorite tunes from over the years, one side of vocal tunes and one of instrumentals

(please pardon the album art, i made it in 2023 when i was still a blender newbie lol)

[nurserobot]

made_in_sonohen

[gatlingpanic]

symptomatic psych

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

[bisexualmollymauk]

half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure character info and the other half is googling shit like “when did we start using drywall in home construction”

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

wooden rabbit sculpture by chinese artist 潮舒木雕