♚𝔞l𝔢x𝔞𝔫d𝔢𝔯♔ ⒾⓃⒻⓅ

ღCarve your name into my bedpostღCause I don't want you like a best friendღ

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

[rlaehrwk21]

"i can fix him" ok well i will try to make him realize how loved and cherished he is outside of the narrative he created for himself

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[lemonsweet]

I'm goung crazy

[pilot-star]

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

[doreensladle]

A Note Slipped into a Locker

[bathtub-frog]

stay silly! :3 stay silly! :3 stay silly! :3

[tay-swifts]

TAYLOR SWIFT & BLAKE LIVELY at the Kansas City Chiefs versus New York Jets game (Oct 01, 2023)

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[coughloop]

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

[milubrique]

eating a silly girl out call that funnylingus

[milubrique]

thank u for the support guys ily it's keeping me going. can't wait for u to hear my foollatio joke

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[roycohn]

sophie turner and taylor swift now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[roycohn]

cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart/now i eat their ex-wives' [I AM STRUCK BY A PASSING FREIGHT TRAIN BEFORE I CAN FINISH THIS SENTENCE FOR THE GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE]

[aaaalexoxo]

"picture me knuckle deep in your ex wife"

[andorerso]

[kalichnikov]

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

[leoposting-deactivated20231119]

20s mobster bf whos weirdly affirming because he just answers everything with "alright boss" and "on it boss" and "good idea boss" and

[wattse]

just woke up :) but I stay sleepy :3