Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

some horror/anything really blog Capricorn (mobile)

[emobaria]

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[brittany-murphy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re living in 2017, but if one is asked to draw a TV, most would still draw big box with two antennas.

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[thepoisonroom]

i think one of the only real surprises about being a legal adult is that no one tells you about that particular kind of grossness you feel if you go for long enough without eating a plant of some kind

[monsterman]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

me getting ready to go out

[karrakazz]

someone who does photoshop reverse this

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Me getting home from work

[loveselfishlove]

im jesus

[loveselfishlove]

judas no

[traitor]

Shaq (7'1) and Simone Biles (4'9)

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

That song where the guy keeps saying “once I was _ years old” is objectively not the worst thing to come out of 2016 but it’s definitely in the top 3

[steveinaspeedo]

[stability]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[ddodieclark]

an actual angel

[historiadeterror-blog]

[recovered-andsexcrazed]

I love this gif because just look her.. She doesnt even flinch..Shes all like “Theres a chance I may die but who cares” 

[stilettovilla-deactivated201303]

This has to be the saddest, most disturbing gif ever.

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

panicatthedisco: Happy Birthday @brendonurie and thank you Duluth for going along with “the plan”.