Allison1710 With Iron Feet

No it's not like that, it's not like that...no, it certainly is not like that.

[darkcrystals]

REIGN OF FIRE 2002 | dir. Rob Bowman

[czech-hunter-reject]

I cackled loudly at that tag, prev, lmfaoooo

[kleinergeist]

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

[ros-sauce]

[thelovewestole]

NYYOOOMMM 🏃💨

[rongzhi]

Work hard, play hard

English added by me :)

[cornmandog]

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…

[transhuman-priestess]

Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase

Vagina dentata, ain’t no passin’ craze

It means no dingdong, for the rest of your days

It’s a problem-free penectomy

Vagina dentata

[flamberttext]

[an0rmalbee]

At The Beach!

[astralbondpro]

Space Ghost Coast to Coast // S06E04: Sequel

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[official-dickiebird]

[depsidase]

[bozmeoww]

It's taking over my life

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[tashdemetriou]

What We Do in the Shadows + Text Posts [1/?]