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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies
ellievsbear
izzy's playlists!
RMH
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Today's Document
Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
titsay
occasionally subtle
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@itsraininghoran
"I never thought eva stratt would kidnap me AGAIN," sobs ryland grace, employee of the month at the "eva stratt kidnapping ryland grace" factory (this has already happened twice before) (he actively persuaded her to hire him) (after she had already kidnapped him once)
how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic
YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian
(links // tip jar!)
Good news, they made Skeletor funny and gay af. Bad news, he is played by Jared Leto.
The sidgeno family tree, determined by twitter
see the thread of its creation here (it may even get updated)
I hate you draft kings I hate you bet mgm I hate you kalshi I hate you fan duel I hate you sports betting I hate you gary bettman I hate you refs
THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE THE 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Love how the he man movie said "the silly names are just what 10yo Adam called them!" except for Skeletor. That's just his name
adam has me in the trenches
Nicholas Galitzine on the set of "Masters of the Universe"
*Gritting teeth angrily*: Jared Leto was good as Skeletor
It took them oiling up Nicholas Galitzine and making him fight Skeletor in a loincloth to get me back but I’m here. I guess. Fuck
Me pretending that I care about my 9-17 job…
camimendes: "have you seen @mastersmovie yet 👀👀👀"
2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.
I love the everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander agenda so picture like, Ilya at a team member's bachelor party and the whole Raiders team is there and everyone is drunk and they're playing games and just yelling out answers at the same time to questions like what's your favourite position and age you lost your virginity and giving each other shit for the answers but then there's what player you would go gay for and suddenly the whole team yells Shane Hollander at once to stunned silence afterwards and Ilya has the worst fucking night of his life
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
