shut the hell up

hi i'm kailie, a hopeless romantic, a libra, always confused, and stuck in the 90's.

[australiansanta]

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

[love]

[earthdad]

going to college is just paying thousands of dollars for someone to read you a powerpoint when they’ll just post the powerpoint later online

[scrutinousmind]

[danger]

[pissvortex]

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that’s what your cat has to deal with every day

[anxietyproblem]

[babyanimalgifs]

[catherine-elizabeth]

burned

lightly toasted

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

remember to:

take any medications you may need

eat if you’ve forgotten to or have been putting it off

take a good shower if you haven’t yet

take a break if you’ve been overworking yourself

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[dankmemeuniversity]

[senju]

SHE DIDN’T PUT A LID ON THE BLENDER AND I’M CRYING

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[wow-david]

My parrot has a vague understanding of the word “no.” He knows to stop doing what he’s doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it.

He knows it’s a word that is used when he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing. However, being told “no” doesn’t make him stop doing it in future.

If he’s ever out of my sight or if I’m not paying attention, I know exactly when he’s doing something bad.

Because he says “no” to himself as he does it.

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[fatdogblog]

[geektoriasecret]

Me leaving your party.

[coffee--queen-deactivated202602]