Knight of the Thimble

Eleanor / 20 / they/she preps DNI!!!!!!

[allmycoolbeans]

Getting really into feminism lately

[allmycoolbeans]

trying to become a film bro so i watched a bunch of movies this week here is my review of all of them:

Lesbian Space Princess (2025): it was ok but kinda sanitized version of being queer and weird cis vibes also. the animation was cute and i like the australian representation

⭐⭐1/2

Dating Amber (2020): i need to stop watching coming out movies they piss me off and i need to explore that more maybe. it was cute but the ending was eh

⭐⭐⭐1/2

Imagine Me & You (2005): yay this was cute! saw a review that said it felt like keira knightley was in it which is very true

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Loving Annabelle (2006): guys wtf where are the good lesbian movies like obviously ew but also it was boring!

⭐⭐

Booksmart (2019): whatever i'm so done with olivia wilde. really felt that the movie came out in 2019 because the seniors were optimistic about the future which made me feel bummed

⭐⭐⭐

Sorry to Bother You (2018): ok this was really good like just the right amount of freakiness and anti-capitalist messaging why are people not talking about this movie

⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Drama (2026): i was very engaged and it was really pretty to look at esp rob pat and zendaya. i liked it and it made me think a little bit so yay

⭐⭐⭐1/2

Paul & Paulette Take a Bath (2024): kinda boring but really fascinated with Paul's choice of hair and how much he looks like michael cera. accurate but perhaps not good lesbian representation

⭐⭐1/2

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[gurntbumbo]

victor frankenstein getti g hard for the first time: my penis has undergone a terrible and irrevocable transformation

[allmycoolbeans]

Need to go to bed but can't stop thinking about lesbians

[allmycoolbeans]

I'm going insane I need to go into deep craft space I will be better soon

[allmycoolbeans]

me when i am on the phone with my dad and also my stupid digicam ate the batteries so the camera kept turning off every time i hit the shutter button but i got it working again also i just altered the dress but you can't see how hehe

[allmycoolbeans]

me when i am a schoolgirl who has skinned their knees and also can't hold their hands still enough to take a good picture on their new digicam but you get the vibe

[quartzandsundry]

Ebony darkness dementia raven way is my girlfriend and we r making out passively in the forbidden forest rn. If you even care

[incorrectmyimmortalquotes]

Hsppy Pride to

Goffs with icy blue eyes like limpid tears

Hut sensitive bi guys

Girls who died and came back

Eccentric teachers with favouritism issues

Motherfuckers and simpletons

Mcg(insert 3-6 letters here)

Gun from Voldemort

Satan from da 80s

Death Dealers

And people who forgot this blog existed and got jumpscared

[karlathewitch]

How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.

Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.

Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.

Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.

[sprainedankle15]

tamsyn wrote, "and then they kissed" after every homoerotic griddlehark scene and then laughed and deleted it

[geitegudinne]

THIS THIS THIS IS THE THING

[allmycoolbeans]

this is officially a smiths hate blog

[the-muppet-joker]

"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.