On Your Period Sentence Starters
“You know, if I was pregnant, this wouldn’t be a problem.” “Am I dying? I feel like I’m dying.” “At least I know I’m not pregnant…” “I don’t even want kids! This is stupid.” “I can eat whatever I want. I deserve it.” “How have I not passed out from bloodloss? Seriously.” “I hate everyone. And everything.” “Why does God hate me?!” “The government needs to start paying for tampons.” “I just want to curl up in a ball and die.” “I don’t want to go to work. Why do I have to go to work?’ “I’m just sick and tired and bloated and gross.” “I’m so hungry.” “I hate my life.” “Where is my heating pad?!” “People should just stay clear of me during this time in my life.” “I’m too sensitive. And angry.” “I’m so horny but I’m so gross.” “I thought it was only meant to last like 5 days. What is this?” “ I’m seriously going to kill someone.” “Oh my god oh my god oh my god I think I’m leaking.” “Fuck. I just sneezed. Oh, that did NOT feel good.” “I think it’s creeping up my back, END ME.” “LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.” “There is nothing ‘vagical’ about this!” “I’m on my period. According to society, I’m allowed to be a bitch.”














