for robot muses ... sentence starters
"Come on. Time to robot."
"You might be malfunctioning."
"I should've just gotten a robot."
"You might need to reboot, soon."
"Were you programmed to bother me?"
"Do robots dream? Do you even sleep?"
"You always seem just as human as me."
"Your wiring is all messed up, lemme fix it."
"Tell me, do you get on well with other robots?"
"I'll never get used to the ways your eyes glow."
"Don't worry, I'll get you repaired, good as new!"
"Identify yourself. What is your type and model?"
"Give me a break. I've never been a robot before."
"I didn't know they were building models like you."
"This is no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?"
"It's my fault. I programmed you to want too much."
"How come the company sent us a goddamn robot?"
"It's so hot out and your metal is always cold, c'mere."
"I'm not surprised you feel fried, that was a lot of data."
"What I wouldn't give to be like you… be built like you."
"We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts!"
"You're old. Yesterday's model. Ready for the scrap heap!"
"Anything humans can do, I'll admit, you robots can do better."
"I don't mean to sound superior, but I hate the company of robots."
"So, out of curiosity, do you have to follow the first law of robotics?"
"Unless you obey my instructions, I shall be forced to disconnect you."
"Don't listen to them, being a robot doesn't make you less of a person."
"Well, I don't need any assistance. 'Specially from a plastic asshole like you."
"Maybe you need to power down for a bit. You've been pushing yourself hard."
"Please tell me there's something in your programming that'll help us out here!"