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@allpunkattitude
;; So, it’s that time of year again. I have so many assessments to mark and reports to write. Meaning what time I do have free I’m generally exhausted and have little motivation to do much besides maybe watch TV. I’ll still be lurking and sending some memes in the meantime but for the next two to three weeks, I won’t be getting very many replies out. Hit me up on IM (or skype/kik if you’d like) and we can do IC/ooc things there if you want to! <3
FELIX & SARAH
Not hurting rubber duckies since 2016.
;; Sorry for the absence guys - this last week was BEYOND hectic. Will catch up on the last ep & be back when things calm down irl. <333
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
send me ❛ fuckin’ nerd ❜ for this.
how my muse clicked with yours : immediately┆almost right away┆slowly┆after several interactions┆they haven’t a thought my muse has about yours : a strange thought my muse has about yours : a thread/plot i’d like for our muses :
Shipping Meme
Send ❤️ if you ship our muses romantically. Send 💋 if you ship our muses sexually. Send 💀 if you ship our muses toxically. Send 🙊 if you ship our muses platonically. Send 👿 if you hate ship our muses. Send ✌ if you poly ship ours muses with another. Send 👎 if you don’t ship our muses at all. Send 👍 if you would like to discuss a possible ship.
cont. from @allpunkattitude
“Be my guest.” Alison slid into the passenger seat, eager to leave this place behind her. “I hope this place does range a hundred on the jeepy creepy scale.” She sighed running her hand through her ponytail. “Please be a little shop or someone’s house, anything but an other freaking warehouse.”
“Seems like they like the creepy warehouse style. Must have been the recommendation in the creepy bad guy handbook.” She hated it, so many different places to hide things, the echoes. Alison was right. “Do you want some coffee or something in the meantime? I think we’ll have a few extra minutes before Cos gets us just what we need.”
cont. from @allpunkattitude
For the most part he was not surprised that his sister end up of following him to Mrs. S’. They both seemed to always have the habit of never letting the other stray to far away before some form of confrontation happened however small or large it may be. At it seemed that even now the pattern was to continue. “Thought you were going to go grab a drink?” He asked with raised brows as he met her outside Mrs. S’ door.
“Yeah, with you. To talk about you. Before you stormed out for whatever reason. I don’t even know what happened. I said I was sorry, that I wanted to talk about how this has all been on you and you bloody left.” Walking in to get out of the cold, she took her coat off and hung it up, turning back to him. “So, want to do this over tea instead now that we’re here?”
“I took Paul’s phone one day and copied your number. I’m Charlotte, I helped convince m- Doctor Bowles to help you and Kira escape DYAD.” Charlotte paused for a moment, chewing on her cheek on the other end as she thought about what she was going to say next.
“I called to tell you that they took the pencil out of Rachel’s eye. She’s awake and they say she’ll eventually recover and by the way Nealon was talking, I doubt she’ll ever be DYAD’s princess again. You’re safe from her. I don’t want you to worry.”
“How do I know I can even trust you?” Sarah had long stopped trusting anyone she didn’t know, not without good reason. She had no connection to Charlotte - nothing to say that someone hadn’t swiped her number from Paul’s phone with malicious intentions. “I’m not overly worried about her - she knows what I can and will do if she tries getting anywhere near me or my kid or my family.”
She had ran out of patience, and these were the people she loved they were talking about. “How do you know Paul?” Voice lowering, she needed to know just how much this woman knew.
“Of course you didn’t. I’m not cooking meth, I’m selling pills. I do make the soap though. It’s a big difference,” she said with a sigh. “Cosima doesn’t know. And I’d like to keep it that way,” she said. She didn’t want too many people involved in her mess. “Maybe I could use Bubbles. Say the company got successful?” she said, still trying to think. “But I suppose you don’t have any suggestions. Do you know when your brother is getting back?”
“Sorry, no idea. I was here to find him to. Not that this wasn’t a completely enlightening conversation.” Though she wondered just how the hell Alison had wound up their resident drug dealer -- something Fe definitely had more experience in than she did. The only time she tried she’d wound up ‘dead’ and Vic lost a finger. Still, she’d do it again if it meant getting her and Kira away and safe. “So, what else has been going on? And don’t worry, I won’t say anything to Cos.”
cont. from @allpunkattitude
Knowing that Kira could probably sense the unease between him and her mum Felix allowed for the smile to return. “Dunno yet. But I’ll make sure to think of you Monkey.” He set her down. “Now why don’t we go see what you’ve been up to with you da?”
“Can’t you stay just a little bit Uncle Felix? Please?” She was so sick of being rushed around, her mum trying to keep them all safe but she missed her family and he had always been there for her. “I did some paintings, I did one for you but I didn’t get to bring it with me, I’m sorry.”
[text] You suck. [text] Honestly what did you expect from your brother of all people [text] So wait. You don’t want to hear about how good of a kisser your brother is? How soft his lips were? How nice his ass is?
[text] You suck more. [text] LA LA LA not having this conversation any more. [text] I will kick your arse.
cont. from @allpunkattitude
“Shit. Why in the hell did I just say that?” Felix groaned realizing what he just signed up for. “Just kill me now. One can only handle so much of Vic the Dick.”
“Dunno, but since you did - awesome.” She laughed, more than happy to let Felix deal with Vic the Dick. Great nickname. “Well I mean, you nearly killed him once, feel free to drug his tea again.”
{ by the ever lovely & amazing @feiisms <3 }
"Leave my mother out of this!" - (teen or adult) Charlotte
Lilo & Stitch || @untothisstorm
“Yeah, I didn’t mention your mother?” Sarah looked at the other woman strangely, wondering just what the hell she’d heard. “We need another look in there, find out what’s happening.”
cont. from @allpunkattitude
With a groan he came to. Taking a moment to let the heartache fade he opened his eyes. It took a second or two for things to come in focus but one thing for sure there was something that was not suppose. Felix did not recall letting the bird into his flat or the reason she was manhandling him. With another groan he closed his eyes. What kind of mess did he get himself. “There’s not any kind of goods I can offer y’u, y’u came to the wrong place luv.”
She stared at him, stomach dropping as he spoke. “What? Fe, it’s me. Come on, please tell me you’re just fucking with me right now?” Because if he wasn’t, something was seriously wrong with him. Not that it was outside of the realm of his sense of humour and she hoped he was just being a smart arse. “Stay there, I’m gonna get you some water.” Not that she knew what it’d do, but she needed to do something.
cont. from @allpunkattitude
Still sprawled out where he sat Felix looked to what had his sister’s attention. “That’s the stuff, yeah.” He sat up only to be met with a headache. “Oh shit.” He muttered resting his head in hands as the onslaught continued. Taking a deep breath he tried to think past the pain but all that did was push him past being unaware of his surroundings. After a few more seconds on bearing the pain it crescendoed allowing for him to meet the bliss of darkness.
Sarah looked at what was left, confused given that in all the time he’d done this before, it had never looked like this. “Just that? Don’t bloody be lyin’ to me Fe.” Not that he ever really did, but this reaction was more than just a joint high. “Normal dealer?” If it was someone new, maybe it had been laced, but this was weird and she had a bad feeling about it. Watching as he fell, Sarah ran to him, catching his head. “Fe, Fe! Wake up, stay with me, come on, don’t do this to me. Shit.”
