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[allthesenerds]

Closed starter for youbxstards

Another sleepless night. Dammit, David, get your shit together - you can´t stay up programming stuff all night...especially not when you have a damn RESTAURANT to take care of! Heck look what this leads to - now you have to fucking - go and get a new oven due to your sleepy face just have to pour salsa on the cord. Great fucking job mister

Stuck in deep thoughts on how all the mess his stupidity had gotten him into today, David snapped out of them once walking face first into someone, causing him to fall back on his ass.

“Goddammit who - Kyle?” He uttered, glancing up at the Redhead. 

Yup, this days just seemed to be getting worse

@youbxstards

[rp-graphic]

[allthesenerds]

OOC: Third time is the charm (or whatever)

Why only have ear infections twice when you can have it trice! In the same ear! Yay!- not

Like here I am having all these plans for what I´m going to do and then instead I´m too exhausted and just sleep away the days. Like - yeah okay thanks.

Or maybe I´m just super stressed about not being able to draw, that too

At least now my drafts can´t haunt me while I wait for ear to fucking stop

[allthesenerds]

💐 {any muse}

[Randomly generated: Christophe]

Marriage was one thing, but an arranged one?

They had to be completely out of their mind.

“Non! Zis is fucking BULLSHEET - I´m not marriying that thing!” He snapped, pointing at the blonde. Blunt and rude as ever. What would you expect from someone who had little to no manners.

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek was is in disbelief when he heard he was getting married to this rude person. “Y-You think I’m happy about this?!” He shoved him “I-Im a person not ‘it’!” That hurt more than he thought.

[allthesenerds]

The brunet just rolled his eyes. “See? A whiny pussy who can´t take a joke - no way I´m ever marrying zat! If you guys as much as BELIEVE-” Chris was rudely interrupted when their parents left the room and basically locked them inside.

“HEY GET ME ZE FUCK OUT!” He screamed, slamming onto the door. 

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek frowned shivering him away as he sat on the other side of the room. He just met him as he was a complete ass, Cartmen seemed nicer than this dude. “Y-You’re to fucken loud” He cover his ears lightly. He hated all the yelling. “You said I was whiney?”

[allthesenerds]

“Yes - want me to repeat eet? W H I N Y!” He, ironically enough, whined. Glaring at the blonde. Eventually, he gave up on trying to burst open the door, and just slopped down onto the floor. Sitting with crossed arms and a grumpy look on his face. “Zis es not my day….”

[bittxr-cxffee]

“Y-You’re saying it’s not your day? I-I just got sold to a assholes parents to marry him” He folded his arms as he looked away “You’re yelling and whining isn’t going to do anything but make us both more mad”

[allthesenerds]

The brunet scoffed. “I´m not going to be happy about eet zat´s for sure. Merde....” He murmured, searching through his pocket before pulling out a pack of cigarettes. “I need a smoke....”

[arrogantbrit]

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜ (allthesenerds. From Kyle)

Gregory gave him an offended scoff, looking insulted. “Really? Like you have any better ideas, Broflovski.”

@allthesenerds

[arrogantbrit]

“Now…well, we stay hidden. Maybe try to get back home so if the cops recognized us, we have an alibi that we were home the whole time,” Gregory said with a nod.

[allthesenerds]

Kyle nods thoughtfully. “That sounds fair, let´s do that.” He agreed with a hum, starting to head back home, taking the path where he knew the cops wouldn´t follow. Or, at least he did until his phone went off. Picking it up to answer it, he went pale. “It´s mom….”

[arrogantbrit]

Gregorys own face paled before he said, “Answer it. Just be casual. Say we went hiking. Act like nothing is wrong.”

[allthesenerds]

He rose a brow at the hinking part before nodding, answering the phone.

«Hi mom. Hmm? Oh no - I just went hiking with Gregory. Yes, yes we packed enough food. And clothes. And yes we had everything we need- Mom! Mom just - we had fun and everything went okay, okay? Yeah. Mhmmm. Oh yeah, you co-wait- mo»

Kyle blinked when the call was rather suddenly cut off. Slowly moving his phone away from his ear. «She’s calling your mom…..»

[arrogantbrit]

Gregorys expression turned to one of horror. “What…? Oh, no…” He looked terrified out of his mind. He wasn’t scared easily, but his mother–oh, his mother was one of his worst fears of all time.

[allthesenerds]

“What are we going to do?! If mom won´t kill us - then yours will!” Kyle looked terrified, completely horrified. “We need a back-up plan and we need it now!”

[arrogantbrit]

Restrained RP Starter for Allthesenerds (For Christophe)

[allthesenerds]

“You talk to me like I have no idea on how to behave….” He grumbled. What the other stated were a far too precise description of how he would act, and that truly scared the shit out of him.

“Let´s go them - move.” The ‘jailer’ pushed them to get them to move towards a staircase.

[arrogantbrit]

Gregory allowed the jailer to push them forward before he whispered, “I’ve seen you fly off the handle before, mate. I’m here as your conscience. You may not remember that, but that’s how we’ve always worked.”

[allthesenerds]

“My what now?” He narrowed his eyes at the other. How dare this stranger just - talk to him like he knew him. Nobody knew him, and he wanted to continue let it be that way.

“Non, I´m as chill as ice.” He grumped back.

[arrogantbrit]

“You once tried to stop a moving helicopter,” Gregory drawled, glancing back at him. “You are completely nuts when someone pisses you off.”

[allthesenerds]

“Eet was only 4 feet above grou- HEY how did you know about zat?!” The brunet narrowed his eyes at him, stepping away. “Are you fucking spying on me or some sheet?”

Someone did not know how to behave in dangerous situations.

[allthesenerds]

“You’ve taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?” (Eric(?))

((Yaaaas can use my crazy son))

The brunet shrugged lightly, fixing how the plates and different dishes were placed on the table.  “What´s the use of having someone captive if you´ll let them starve? That´s just a blunt and reckless move.” He hummed low, taking a seat across the other. Insane wasn´t enough to explain him.

[ghostlymuffinn]

Craig couldn’t help but laugh as Cartman called him a hippie “Oh yeah~ I’m a distraction for the world domination, that’s being led by Tweek” he said with a sarcastic tone which completely change to more of a are you fucking serious about this face.

[allthesenerds]

“Tweek? That guy can´t even control himself.” Cartman snorted, chuckling to himself. “You god damn hippies are all the same - coming up with lies and all about the peace bullshit. Should call up Chutulu again since they don´t seem to learn...” He murmured thoughtfully.

[allthesenerds]

"your foot is on my face!" (For Tweek) ((Hello~))

“Well, m-maybe it likes being there.” The blonde mumbled, proceeding to purposely move the other foot to rest there as well. “Don´t shame my foot t-that´s rude.”

(( Oh hi X3))

[ghostlymuffinn]

Craig chuckled as he followed Tweek to get the phone “you know you are not an idiot for forgetting your phone” he said as he placed his hands on his front pocket.

[allthesenerds]

He twitched, glancing back at him. “But what if I lose it and then I have to get a new one and I don´t have enough money so I end up not having a phone and nobody can call me and THEN AN ACCIDENT HAPPENS AND-” He started to ramble again, trembling slightly.

[allthesenerds]

🐶 (for Tweek)

“Agh!” Running around in circles, the small fluff ball once known as Tweek was freaking out. Eventually getting dizzy, he fell over onto his back with a squeak. “Out of al-all the things - a Guinea pig…. Craig is this your doing?!”

[ghostlymuffinn]

Craig heard Tweek’s phone when he send the text, he looked at his phone that vibrated when the text was received he looked at it and then looked at the guinea pig and sighed petting him “So from my understanding you are Tweek, how?” he asked as he sighed, still petting the cute little guy.

[allthesenerds]

“DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT YOU GODDAMN MORON!” He squeaked angrily, whacking away his hand. Of course, still being a guinea pig he wasn´t able to say anything that would make any sense. 

The small furry ball went on to run around shaking for a couple minutes until he´d worn himself out.

[allthesenerds]

What muses do I have again? [ooc]

Since my masterlist is more than half-way through being finished (too much info to add damn I´m too detailed) - I decided to do a small update on all the muses I have too - since that has also been a bit updated.

Kyle Ariel Broflovski (yep, that middle name is so fitting)

Shelly Marsh

Scott Tenorman

Token William Black

Eric Theodore Cartman

Wendy Testaburger

Tweek Tweak

Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Gregory Chamberlain

Christophe Delorne

Trent Boyett

David Rodriquez

Damien Thorne

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So far Kyle, Shelly, Scott and Token are finished. The others need some more update (which I´ll get to soon) and Damien is really new so - a lot I have to add there.

I´ll also add more references to things like what music they listen to and what tattoos and piercings they have (if they have it)

[allthesenerds]

OOC: What a year

So 2018 is fucking finally here, and this year I better be more active than last. A lot of stuff happened in my life, both good and bad, which caused the inactivity - but oh well. 

So yeah since a couple people have done this - I decided to hop on the trend and do a post about 2017 and all the awesome people I´ve met uwu

Rp -wise, 2017 could have gone better. I´m been slacking off a bit this year, but that could be partly due to all the groups I´m in. And possibly my other hobbies too. I hope I´ll be WAY more active this year, that´s for sure

@smalltownidiots : 4 years and we´re still not sick of each other? That´s impressive! I still remember when you first hit me up and we did that freaking 8k notes thread with Kystophe - and all the damn ocs we got out of that! And all the other threads we did, so angsty - so much fun. It´s not just one thread at a time with you, but at least 3 it seems - and that´s crazy - but still fun. You´re a really close friend of mine and I love you so much and we better step up our game this year! <3

@arrogantbrit : Another close friend of mine, I think we actually met last year? Or maybe it was 2016? It was definitely not long ago, but we clicked pretty fast, don´t you think? Your Gregory is so fun to rp with and I hope we can do more crack ships this year, cause we have a lot to choose between X3

@badlittlecraigtucker : I never thought you would hmu with a starter and I´m happy you did - cause our treads are a lot of fun to do! I´m not the biggest creek shipper out there but I have to admit our creek threads have made me fall more in love with the ship

@metro-tweek-tweak : Your Tweek is soooo good and I love interacting with him. We should definitely do more plotting, and I´m open to getting to know you better ^^"

@youbxstards : I´m so happy I had the courage to contact you cause your rping is so detailed and interesting. I love the thing we had with Scott and your OC, and I would love to do more plotting with you. And of course, we have to start that kyvid/kyman thingy we planned uwu

I hope I´ll be able to interact with my other mutuals, and maybe I´ll even manage to grow more this year!

[allthesenerds]

OOC: what an end of the year

So FINALLY getting back into the routine after a stressful end of the year, took me long enough thank you life.

I owe replies to: @metro-tweek-tweak , @badlittlecraigtucker and @arrogantbrit

[allthesenerds]

"Help me understand"

“What is there to understand?” Gregory shook his head, taking a sip of his coffee, seemingly watered out with cream and sugar. “That´s just how things are.

[allthesenerds]

Greg took a small look around before looking back to him with a nod. “Well - I don´t even know where to start. He´s…. always been a hassle, but I´ve always talked myself into accepting his…. bullcrap. He´s just - such a goddamn asshole!” He shut himself up once realizing he just swore. “Pardon my language btu that man just pisses me off so much. - and… still I´m hanging around him. Can you believe it? How someone can be so…. stupid….” He shook his head.

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek chuckled a bit as he covered his mouth, that was rude “I-Im sorry, I’m not use to someone apologizing after they cruse” He listen to him as he nodded “Maybe because you care about them? We do a lot for people we care about.”

[allthesenerds]

Greg chuckled softly. “It´s… more of a bad habit really. I honestly gives no fucks if I actually swear…. pardon.” The apology slipped out again, making him cringe lightly, but it was barely noticeable. “Care and care - just want him to not be in danger of dying each day, you know?” He sighed. “He doesn´t get the concept of being careful.”

[bittxr-cxffee]

Tweek chuckled lightly as he hears him, he nodded a bit as he talked “So…like his mom?” He questioned “Scared because he’s not careful and he might get himself killed?”

[allthesenerds]

The blonde snapped his fingers. “Exactly. And to make it even worse, it´s a daily routine. He ALWAYS does stupid shit and..... bloody hell....” He sighed, massaging the bridge of his nose. “It´s honestly giving me migraines.”

[allthesenerds]

OOC: Back again

Welp finally the GODDAMN stressful part of December is over and I can focus on my stuff. And I have a few updates to the masterlist:

I´ve made a new and updated version with more information, along with icons to the muses I currently have.I´ll also fully update a few muses and do some editing - there may be a bit different recent update since I haven´t gotten to everyone yet.

And last but not least: I´ve been thinking about adding Damien as my new muse!

I´ve used him a lot in my stories lately and already have a lot of HCs for him, so get ready for that X3

I´ll do a new round of replies before I add him though 

[allthesenerds]

OOC: Student hell

Due to final season and the general stress that Christmas brings, I´ll be slow on replies.

Unsure how active I´ll be

[absintherph]

send a symbol for a mermaid starter

🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works

🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island

☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day

⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them

💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms

💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms

[arrogantbrit]

Restrained RP Starter for Allthesenerds (For Christophe)

[allthesenerds]

“You talk to me like I have no idea on how to behave….” He grumbled. What the other stated were a far too precise description of how he would act, and that truly scared the shit out of him.

“Let´s go them - move.” The ‘jailer’ pushed them to get them to move towards a staircase.

[arrogantbrit]

Gregory allowed the jailer to push them forward before he whispered, “I’ve seen you fly off the handle before, mate. I’m here as your conscience. You may not remember that, but that’s how we’ve always worked.”

[allthesenerds]

“My what now?” He narrowed his eyes at the other. How dare this stranger just - talk to him like he knew him. Nobody knew him, and he wanted to continue let it be that way.

“Non, I´m as chill as ice.” He grumped back.