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styofa doing anything

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Sade Olutola
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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@allthestrengthofaragingfire
by jhamilbader
it cracks me up that tatsu wanted dandadan to strictly have just a girl main character but he eventually caved and was like. fine I’ll put a boy. but I’m taking his balls away.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
You can also find a sunset at a gas station
time to break out my favorite photo I ever took
Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day
Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory
guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔
ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE
I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps
The work is rated Explicit.
The work is tagged as smut.
Yet, there is a comment: "a bit smutty, but I can forgive that."
What the actual fuck you looney. Of course it is fucking smutty! That's what it's there for!!!
The work description clearly lists the word count at 1000 words.
Yet, there is a comment: "Pretty good, a bit short though."
Did you not. Read?! The description?! On the website meant for reading?! If you don't like stories that short, filter them out of your search you absolute goober!!!!
Amazing
I mean this is cute but it can go so horribly wrong, definitely never do this on purpose. I can understand how she made that mistake though... That was a filthy pathetic looking little kitten for sure. I might have assumed it dead, and would have fallen for it the same way when I tried to save it.
OH MY GOD.
“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”
whaT THE FUCK
This story has no goddamn brakes
(transcript because I couldn’t find one in the notes)
Stephen Colbert: A lot of writers say they were nerdy kids, unpopular, like outcasts, or that sort of thing; was that your experience growing up?
BJ Novak: I think that’s exaggerated, I think a lot of people love to say, ‘oh I was such a nerd’ or ‘I was such a rebel, I sat in the back of the bus’. Most people sat in the middle of the bus. That’s how buses work. So, you know, people say-
Colbert: So you were sitting in the middle?
Novak: Yeah, that’s where I sat! I mean, I did my homework and y'know, dreamed of being a bit of a rebel. I did a very nerdy version of rebellion, which I guess is sort of my way of balancing where I sat on the bus. When I was 14, I got it in my head that I wanted a fake ID. and I committed what- the only term for it is ‘identity theft’, to get this fake ID. So this is the kind of nerd- I’ve never told this story before, this is pretty much the nerdiest way you can be like, ‘a bad kid’. I went to the Newton library where I grew up, and I went through their polling records… buckle in.
Colbert: I think you’ve already - just that sentence has violated a federal law, but go ahead.
Novak: Yeah, there’s a handful of these, and I actually tried to google the statute of limitations on this before the show and couldn’t get the WiFi.
Colbert: Okay.
Novak: So I looked up -this is true- I looked up someone that was 21 years old, through their polling records.
Colbert: And you’re 14.
Novak: I was 14 years old, I looked up someone who was 21 who had my same first name and initial, because I thought, “if I get drunk” -I had never been drunk. I was like, “if I forget my name, I can’t get busted”. So I found someone who was “Benjamin J. [something]”. So I found this guy’s name and I thought, “if I can just forge all his documents, I can go to the DMV and say I lost my license and they’ll give me a new license with his picture”, this is my plan. So first I need to know where he’s born so I can get his birth certificate, so I call his house. I ask for him, I don’t know what i would have done, I get his brother and I say “I work with Ben, we’re doing a crossword puzzle based on his life for his birthday. Can you tell me what town he was born in?’. So he told me and I took the subway there and I got his birth certificate.
Colbert: How- You went to the- You went to like the county clerk and said-
Novak: They didn’t ask for ID, they just gave me his birth certificate. Then I opened up a mailbox in his name and wrote- I was 14, I didn’t know what i was doing- I wrote to the IRS.
Colbert: Uh-huh…
Novak: And I filled out tax forms in his name. And then I went to the DMV and said “I lost my wallet and I need to-this is all i have”. And i looked 14 years old, but I had these documents, so they sent me to the backroom with this woman who sized me up and said “I can’t give you this, you don’t even have a picture”, and then said with a wry smile on her face, “Open your wallet right now.” and like a true method actor, the only thing I had in my wallet was a library card I had signed in his name. And she approved it, and for the rest of high school I had this actual driver’s license, with my picture on it. [audience cheering] Novak: I’m glad we have some support. You have a look on your face- I don’t know if that was funny or if you just broke the law…
Colbert: It was fantastic, I just hope you have a good lawyer.
I got the idea in my head to look up some obviously not postmortem photography to do a field guide of sorts, and the misinformation out there is making me bash my head against the wall
This is literally Lewis Carroll???
Beggars-Opera's Handy Dandy Field Guide to Victorian Photos of Dead People:
Photography was an important tool in the 19th century to capture images of people who could not afford a formal portrait, and before affordable, portable cameras became a thing, a person may only be photographed after they died. These were shared as mementos with friends and family, and were not seen as creepy because these folks were much more accustomed to death than we are today.
Photography was also a new and arduous process, however, so modern folk often see people looking sickly or uncomfortable and assume that they are dead. This is often not the case. Please consult this list before passing judgement.
Is your person actively in a coffin or lying stiffly on a couch? This person is probably dead.
Is your person a baby with their eyes closed? This person is possibly dead, but watch out, they could also be sleeping. Babies do that.
Is your person cadaverous, but still has some light in their eyes? This person is actively dying and their family brought the photographer in while they still could.
Is this person standing stiffly and awkwardly, with a stand visible in the background? This person is alive and opted to have the photographer give them aid in standing still. Without modern embalming, a stand is not enough to prop up a lifeless body.
Is your person missing a head? This person is alive and had a sense of humor. Mabel paid extra for this. You go, Mabel.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much
wait.why does it only have one head?
are you fucking with me
Every once in a while I remember Donald duck helped discover/predict methylene
Yeah no I do mean the writers the writers of Donald duck predicted methylene before it was discovered like two decades later
a short thread i did on that other site highlighting some possibly forgotten details and features in x & y since it's been 10 years and not everyone went through like every nook and cranny of these games like i did back then