I hate how much I love all time low

bands and bands and bands

[199x-200x]

but when will these come back

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[thecutestofthecute]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[danisontnonfire]

[nyctosaurid]

the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

when he sticks it in the wrong hole

[onlytwitterpics]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

2 be completely honest , i cant handle anything 

[mae0x]

me: i’m a very private person

someone: hi

me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teenagers look different each decade; middle-aged people, mostly the same; elderly people, EXACTLY the same.