Alliance of the Two

"A secret makes a woman, woman" -Vermouth, Detective Conan Nae･New Zealand･Multi fandom blog･ Have a nice stay!­

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[puyopuyo]

Yeah Dreamworks face is pretty bad, but just look at any harem anime protag those guys are literally the same people

[puyopuyo]

What if I told you these are four different shows

[wetsnail]

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[nomorelonelydays]

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

[unshrink]

*claims to know the song but actually only knows the chorus*

[wallynorthbynorthwest]

How I am supposed to make rad 2008 “Yagami backwards is I’m a gay” memes if his last name is Turner

[yagyuhayato]

ppl on here: oh yea u kno i delete my likes every day once im done goign thru and liking posts so my likes aren’t cluttered and everything

me:

[ackermanss-deactivated20170830]

Megane Yuuri || Episode 11

[osakasa]

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

[nonochton]

git gud

[baconpal]

Step aside, boys

[pomki]

>using hands.

plebs.

[taiikodon]

[marcosclopezblog]

[marcosclopezblog]

[angrymintleaf]

It got better

[frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva]

[babysza]

So pure

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

[hrdlvckwmn]

200 WPM

[cybebully]

Tumblr is finally catering to me

[nostalgebraist]

Welcome to … the chess Expanded Universe

(Wikipedia)

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

*opens this article and never returns to the mortal realm*

[74hc595]

[weloveshortvideos]

[holdingbacktheyearsss-deactivat]

I CANT BREATHE

[babysza]

I HATE THIS WEBSITE

[gooeychewy]

That Tumblr Mobile™ feel when you open the app after having it closed for a while and you catch a glimpse of a really good post, and you sigh internally because you just know it’s about to be whisked away into the abyss never to be found again as your dashboard automatically refreshes

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[ripndipcl]