smoliv garden

Hey I'm Kristen (she/her, 30s)! I like lots of stuff but right now mostly Pokemon and Scum Villain! sidebar art by oohdeery

[nessa007]

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[catter-bug]

Meals are the special privilege of the living. In order to stay alive, we need to keep eating.

[embrvx]

1995 Napoli local youth

[yueyie]

I just love them so much!!!

Color process for those interested ✨☀️

[pichiicake]

[yutaan]

Papercraft commission of Corbeau from Pokémon Legends: Z-A! I really enjoyed all the poison-esque details of his design on his lapels, glasses and coat lining, so I tried to make them stand out with shimmery holographic paper. The marbled magenta paper on the inner lining of his coat, in particular, is a longtime favorite of mine, but I rarely get the chance to use it, so I was excited that it suited Corbeau so well!

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[darthnostra]

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm "1+1" 2024

[ooppo]

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

[ooppo]

Does anyone else understand

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[thememedaddy]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep