thinking about writing a batfam fic where you get to see their public personas as Brucie Wayne's kids fully fleshed out. absolute PR nightmares.
Jason, after being compared to a Jersey Shore cast member by some random in public trying to film him: Oh, absolutely. I live for fist-pumping at clubs, tanning excessively, and yelling at strangers over DJ sets. Jersey Shore totally captures my essence. You've gotta be fucking kidding, right? I'm not some fucking jabroni. Here’s a tip for next time: before you compare me to a reality TV reject, maybe check your facts. Or just… don’t speak. Works better for everyone.
Interviewer: Tim, people often call you a nepo baby. You came from wealth, and then were adopted by Bruce Wayne. Care to comment?
Tim, lowering sunglasses: You think I couldn’t make my own money with these looks and my brain?
Jason: Long night, Dickie?
Dick, sitting down for breakfast at noon: Yeah, I was gathering intel at a club last night.
Jason, snickering: Gathering intel, that's what we are calling it?
Jason, holding up a picture of "Richie" Grayson from the night before, covered in body glitter and dancing on a table: The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it, Bruce?
Bruce, getting flashbacks to the Iceberg Lounge Incident: It was one time...
Interviewer: Damien, how does it feel to suddenly come into a family with such wealth?
Damien, clearly confused and unamused: We live in New Jersey. Don't be dramatic.
I have a whole doc with each of their public personas in detail. I'm PREPARED.
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