Ally @allygator1012-blog - Tumblr Blog

Reasons for being single/antisocial: when attempting to come up with conversation starters all I can think of is, "gurl how's it hangin my brotha?" Which not only makes no sense but is also extremely embarrassing so there's that...

#antisocial #single #awkward #whatami #socialanxiety #notagoodsign #conversations are for chums

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can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

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Ok, but we actually did this. I went to this government thing that was only like 16-17 year old girls and one of our counselors told all of us that when the politicians came we should ask them questions that only females are usually asked. When one of the girls would ask, "how do you balance your career and your family" we all watched as his face froze with fear, before attempting to answer the question. Idk just thought you should know

It's come to my attention that talk people may have much different toilet experiences...

#hmmm #longerfall #everychairsashortchair #whatiftheyworeheels #dotheirkneeshittheirchest #whataboutsmallerthanaveragetoilets #thiskeepsmeupatnight

Welcome to today's installment of, "I complain about my life on Tumblr because I'm a pathetic little nub" Today we're going to talk about how I self sabotage with my best friend. Right when we're in a good place, I always find something that drives me absolutely crazy about her. Today it's that her life automatically has to have more drama and meaning than anyone else's. Like I don't want drama, but I feel like I'm not allowed to and if I do it cannot compare to hers.