[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[guerrillatech]

[kosmogrl]

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[junabug]

this is a genuinely haunting post in 2026

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[undeadhousewife]

[dykemd]

[alphaincar]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Technically this passes the bechdel test

[rain-droplet]

bechdel test but the himbos are trying to get in

[johnturturro]

living in the us right now is just a constant stream of

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[sweetfears]

Too funny to leave in comments @inkskinned

[virtualgirladvance]

[captain-price-returns]