Al Pal

30s-she/they-gay

[pisshandkerchief]

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[acronymking4tdp]

lol, not five minutes ago I was talking with my daughter about how if you are a straight white male, you have to be willing to put up with a certain amount of abuse if you want to follow fanfiction and / or be on Tumblr

[woman-respecter]

i hope you lose custody of her

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[dogpuppy]

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[wilderbas]

more selkie girlies (gender neutral)

[ameriqan]

anyone: “I have to pee”

gays:

[lovesicklobotomy]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[mullomohiam]

"the terror has lead me to places I wouldn't go with a gun" and that place is the National Maritime Museum which I wouldn't visit with a gun because then I'd be banned from visiting the National Maritime Museum and then I wouldn't be able to visit the National Maritime Museum anymore which would be a shame because I love the National Maritime Museum

[excitementshewrote]

[eyeballapproved]

Debra Broz