I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

Logan. She/her. Over 18.

[shaneybby]

shanebug photo album circa '91-93

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

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[mucho-smasho]

i knew they were strapped for runtime but i will forever mourn the loss of “if you mix that with cranberry juice, I will drown you in the lake” from the cottage episode

[erikag59]

[fractally]

If I never hear another word about Shane's backhand again I'll be happy

[virginshane]

shane loves feeling small with his BIG MAN (same size as him)

[mymansmoon]

as touching as it is that ilya offered to go with shane to talk to his parents after david walked in on them, a moment that I think is as worthy of notice, if not MORE worthy, is the moment right after david has been caught looking at them and turns tail. shane, in his shock, basically freezes. he does not know what just happened. he does not know what to do. ilya is saying "maybe you should—" go after/talk to him, and shane's brain is logically processing that as correct—he says "yeah, yeah, yeah"—but his feet remain planted. AND ILYA, BRAVE- AND BIG-HEARTED ILYA, SAYS, "do you want me to—?" and points at himself. ilya rozanov has very likely never met david hollander. never exchanged words with him. knows what david's opinion of him likely is, as a player for boston and an infamous asshole and most importantly shane's career-long rival. but in this moment of devastating vulnerability for shane ilya, without hesitation, asks if shane wants him to go after his dad and talk to him about the situation. however he can think to do so on the spot. because he can see shane crumbling and his first instinct is to do whatever shane needs to be okay. well I'M not okay!!!!!!!!

[vexbatch]

Tags from @observethewalrus

[parcai]

do y'all ever randomly remember ilya shooting a fucking puck at the plexiglass making shane shriek in front of an arena of grown men bc he was jealous of the reporter. what was that

[smokingrozanov]

Luca finally brings the guy he’s been seeing to a Centaurs hang out & the guy has blonde curls & brown eyes & a small spattering of freckles & later Shane says to Ilya “Am I narcissistic for noticing that?” & Ilya is like Shane we have bigger fish to fry I think Luca pocketed the bones from the chicken wings we ate earlier

[thepittlesbians]

not sure if this even made it to tumblr, but black man has been hounded to death by the British media

Jason Arday was the youngest black professor at Cambridge University, a few weeks ago a "race realist" (racist) accused him of plagiarism (I don't know if that is true I haven't looked into it), since then he has faced harassment and racism from both the general public and the British media, leading him to resign. He has now been found dead and while no official statement on his cause of death has been announced, it's highly likely it's suicide.

Plagiarism is not a crime punishable by death, but yet again the British media, funded by the right, has endlessly harassed a minority, it was online front page news on the Guardian for TWO DAYS!! This is a heartbreaking tragedy where I'm sure no one will be punished for this.

My heart goes out to his family

[cafehollanov]

I CAN'T HELP IT. 🤣🤣🤣

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[fuckrozanov]

ouuuughhhh shane slowly becoming more confident in his communication and flirtation with ilya…..he stops backspacing his texts a hundred times…..the way he says ilya’s first name in tampa…..smiling at and touching him at the all star game…..letting ilya fuck him with the curtains up at the cottage and play w him outside….he is so guy who realized he doesn’t have to die wondering :))))

[smokingrozanov]

Shane liking his praise & his rewards is soooo . I’m blushing just thinking about it

[smokingrozanov]

& knowing Ilya loves to bite & then soothe. He loves to pester he loves to praise he loves to tell Shane he did so good ouhhhbbbbbb I think I need to lay down

[smokingrozanov]

My Luca posts are all in jest sincerely to me that’s just a starry eyed kid who is gonna one day get a boyfriend & when Ilya offers him dating advice Luca will say I actually cannot talk to you or your husband about this because I was having severe jerk off sessions about you guys when I was 14

[fuckrozanov]

hisdiscipline and hisrewards :))))

[fuckrozanov]

HISDISCIPLINE and HISREWARDS

[penandinkprincess]

listen realistically winnie wouldn't be going to the club, but i do have a fucking EXTREMELY funny mental image of winnie waiting patiently at the table in a lie down only to !!! i smell liver treat person!!! it's been MONTHS!! and he's HERE!!!

it is the one (1) time winnie ever disregards the professionalism of her harness and starts searching the club because it's her guy!! she hasn't been able to say hi to her guy in FOREVER!!

just fucking CACKLING about ilya trying to grind up on this girl to hopefully make shane jealous only for a BIG ASS malamute to suddenly just :D :P hi!! hi you!! hi person!!! :D :P :P :P :P paws on his shoulders and licking the FUCK out of his face.

and now his efforts at looking sexy are RUINED, and he's also kind of alarmed because winnie is still in her Work Clothes, so he's wondering if something happened to shane and she came to get him as someone who might be able to help.

so now he has to just tell the girl bye over his shoulder and try to get winnie to take him to shane because he can figure their shit out later if shane isn't okay, and-

and now the first time they come face to face in months is shane looking for winnie while freaking out that someone stole his dog and ilya worried that shane is hypoglycemic and needs help, and there's a moment of just. looking at each other.

[penandinkprincess]

she's SUCH a good girl okay!! she's such a good girl!! she has done her job so well!!! but she has seen her guy multiple times now!! and he's never said hi afterwards!! for why!!! doesn't he want to see her!!!! that's her buddy!!!! she doesn't say hi in the arena because she's on the job and shane holds her leash extra-tight right now for some reason whenever their guy is around! but she misses him!!! he doesn't give her treats or ear scritches or belly rubs or her liver treats!! for why!! say hi to her!!!

[penandinkprincess]

god, but where they're standing in the club is so loud they can't fucking HEAR each other, and ilya is still hurt. okay. he doesn't WANT to be doing this, but what if perfect girlfriend rose landry isn't up to the task of making sure shane is okay? winnie obviously came to get him for a REASON.

so they end up going outside so they can stop playing fucking ridicuolous "huh?" "HUH?" back and forth while ilya tries to find out if shane is okay and shane tries to just. be functional about this unexpected interaction.

and shane confirms that no he's fine. winnie just went rogue for some reason. and a little part of ilya that is very stupid but very loverboy in a way that has yet to be crushed simultaneously perks up but wilts a little at the idea that shane sent winnie to get him. maybe this is just shane not knowing how to have an actual conversation after That Whole Fucking Thing.

but shane's taken enough hits that weren't REMOTELY playful the way they used to be to know that ilya is pissed at him. and like. it's not as if he can blame him. he's also confused still, but he knows that wasn't. the best way to respond.

and conversation stalls out because of course it does, but when ilya starts to go back inside, winnie breaks her training again to SO softly "boof" at him. he just got here!! her guy!! she found him!! look shane!! our guy is back! don't leave! and ilya smiles just a little bit because at least SOMEONE fucking missed him. but he starts to go back in and now winnie booroorooroowoo.

and shane offers up a "seems like she's not done catching up." and it's an olive branch and they're both aware of it.

and ilya just "well, would be rude to interrupt a lady, yes?"

so they end up walking off somewhere quieter where winnie and ilya can talk.

which means shane and ilya end up talking, too.