Ally's Wonderland

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[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

[ohsoswiftly]

[ultravariety]

me playing sports

[saturnsatyr]

My birthday cake!

[grandkanye-deactivated20130827]

[screenspender-blog]

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

[princess-nidria]

*sensually unbuttons footie pajamas* i am ready for a sex

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 More Facts HERE

[madeupmonkeyshit]

Teacher: I need to have a talk with you after class

Me

[fyeahmovieclub]

[antiqxe]

[antiteen]

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

[vvhitechicks]

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

[majere636]

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

[vvhitechicks]

actual scientific proof

[grantgustin-deactivated20140620]

[semolavanpeltpan-deactivated201]

Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

You level up when you can do it with long sleeves

[brain-confetti]

I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.

But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards

[preparetobemildlyentertained]

i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’

[betterthankanyebitch]

[my-teen-quote]

[sincerely-happiness]

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[nobodywouldevencare]

Depression and advice blog, follow back similiar x

[and-then-i-became-suicidal]

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[jenyshia]

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