[showerthoughtsofficial]

Childhood made it seem like the Bermuda triangle was going to be in the news a lot more often.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Good Bear Comics

[queergh0st]

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

[tramampoline]

[shencomix]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It’s really nice that ice cubes float and convection pulls the liquid cooled by the ice down to the bottom of your drink. If ice was more dense all our drinks would be warm on top and cold on the bottom.

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Okay but like that one where the guy saved the reporter’s life like without even trying? I don’t know how she isn’t like trying to marry him.

-yuki

[animezinglife]

Normally I feel terrible when I see an animal get hurt, but…it was just that bird’s time.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“Squawks” said backwards still sounds the same even though it’s not a palindrome.

[allynwndrlnd]

What?!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

ANSJDJFNJGJGGGNTJTK

[dumini]

born lucky

[allynwndrlnd]

Why you mad bro

[baweiii]

[goldentailedmermaids]

Disney’s mermaids  🧜‍♀️ 

Bonus:

[allynwndrlnd]

Reblog for Maui

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[minecraftgender]

@anonimous-heartache

[izumi-gxy]

@enby-hope @girlflux-meg

[reasonlivings]

n u t

[allynwndrlnd]

Omg

[radsturbate]

[allynwndrlnd]

Too pure.

Bob Ross

Steve Irwin

Bill Nye

Fred Rogers

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

[yogurt-gun]

“God can’t hear you.”

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

“One black coffee”

[thehighladyelf]

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

[onebatch--twobatch]

He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[hello-im-a-reylo]

THIS IS MY FAV MYTHOLOGY POST EVER

[sunshineandteddybears]

They’re right, it is Persephone you gotta watch out for. The only time Hades could have run the RISK of being unfaithful, of which we’re not even sure if he was or if the underworld nymph was just being a ho, but what matters is Persephone turned her into a mint bush and then STOMPED THAT BITCH WITH HER HEEL before turning to Hades and be all “You are to NEVER cheat on me. Got it?”

He got it.

He knows.

And it’s no doubt one of the many reasons he loves her.

[prongjunior]

Hades and Persephone are freaking awesome.