I'm Your Ally

30F I'm here to look at what I like and do some posting about enjoying! BDSM, Femdom, praise, degragation, general fearl goblin behavior. NSFW Minors DO NOT interact. Message me for info about private content!

[toriaelise]

men that moan while eating pussy go to heaven

[allyourally]

Alright Tumblr guess you earned some tits. Make sure to clean up after yourself 😉

[allyourally]

First pic of my self! Lol always been such a lurker but I'm looking to expand my interest and share more of myself with my kink communities!

[ohevoyev]

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

[spacelazarwolf]

the other country boys. duh.

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[davidxn]

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[daloy-politsey]

[jackpowerx]

“Socialism never took hold in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - source disputed, but accurate

[liberalsarecool]

More working class Americans than will admit are a paycheck or two from homeless.

[cienie-isengardu]

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

[arielsojourner]

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

[deejay]

Me with my roomba

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

[sirfrogsworth]

[jonnovstheinternet]

[almondmilf]

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Dear Diory Bich.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[anarcho-smarmyism]

this is literally one of my favorite comics of all time

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[mistermustachio]

This is like watching a group of scientist talk about quantum physics.

You’re not sure what’s going on, but you know that one insulted the other’s opinion.

[icannotfindaunusedusername-deac]

I…I *understood* this…

[mistermustachio]

You are the quantum physicist.

[relax-and-read-on]

Holly shit this is LITERALLY how my uncles argue about barbecue

[robotlyra]

High intensity steak discourse

[spazzbot]

THIS IS THE MOST ME DISCUSSION I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED?

SALT AND PEPPER, FINISH IN OVEN, AND THAT’S ONLY CUZ I DON’T HAVE A GRILL

[a-40k-dad]

OMG

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

[diarygirls]

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

[needleafy]

i feel like this applies to a few things:

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us