FreckledLoser94

There is not much i want from this world. simply take what you can and make it better upon your exit to stage left.

[luthienne]

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

[luthienne]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had giant pet frogs the size of tortoises and they had fur. I woke up and thought, "Which species of frogs has fur?"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[spontaneousspirit]

Aren't these ones called the Wolverine frog because they break their bones and expose them as impromptu claws?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Yes

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[room-spo]

Hii I want to make my room cozy but idk how. Any ideas? Max budget is like $20..

TWO WORDS: CURTAIN LIGHTS

They’re basically gigantic “curtains” of fairy lights that are easy to hang up and give you the most bang for your buck. One set of lights is big enough to cover a whole wall with 300 warm white lights!

The 10 rows of lights hang from one top wire so you can hang them virtually anywhere. On walls, windows, curtains, tapestry, even the ceiling!

For less than $20, you can cover an almost 10 foot by 10 foot area! Get the look: CurtainLights.com

[jalynnn]

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL and now I have the sudden urge to put lights on every wall in sight

[goodam]

they’re only $15 for black friday… i said i was done shopping for the day but impulse purchase timE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[swingsetindecember]

when the items in my online shopping cart are no longer available:

[angstystoryteller]

too real

[twerklina]

[bird-seed27]

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[withth3sharks]

They’re pointing at antartica

[faffingaroundhere]

This comment got me howling

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[itsagifnotagif]

Hey Emma

[imagineherbrightskies]

Alright who the fuck here is Emma Roberts show yourself you coward

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

me telling a lie

[m310drama]

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

wait didn't he go to jail?

[t3sticles]

Nothing bad, he extorted a republican donor out of a fuck ton of money lol

[wigreveal]

[chicago-freestylee]

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy