imagine her bright skies

29//F//socially awkward girl//Romantic Aegosexual//feel free to talk to me if you need someone to talk to//stop following me spam blogs!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[imagine-darksiders]

Helping my 85yo friend eat ice cream with a table spoon while she’s in hospital:

Me: “Sorry, it’s too big. I’m just gonna put the tip in, okay?”

Friend:

Nurses:

Every1 on the Ward:

[imagine-darksiders]

Sad ending to this comical post, the lovely lady I made a penis innuendo to sadly died this afternoon, but she was home and out of hospital which was where she wanted to be.

RIP Mad Aunty J, you were more of a party animal than anyone I knew.

[mgdevil9]

Being a Warhammer fan is so fun when trying to meet new people. Like, how long do I have to wait before I reveal my biggest red flag?

[kit-williams]

Either you'll drop it or someone will figure it out depending on your likes

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[thememedaddy]

[gildhartt]

The joke practically wrote itself. Choose your pokemon! (or catch them all, up to you)

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[stranglerfigpudding]

[wolfie-barks]

[hellomelancholic]

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

[hellomelancholic]

Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I've been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I've known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don't fucking know man I just work here.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i still remember when the dude doing my autism assessment asked me how many friends I had, and I was like "okay but how are we defining friendship?" and he just like, stared at me for a second and then wrote down some notes

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[elli-oridush-art]

My version of young Malcador! I love him

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[lapetiteaquavita]

To all 6 fans of Judge!

I am currently writing a fanfic female!OC x Judge, so if you want to read that, stay tuned :D It's set after the Elysian Hotel mission, which in my head brought a bit of peace to the city. A night out at a bar with his team. HE started to realize something about himself and there is only a stranger to help him go through this. I also wrote a drabble for fun so you can check it out too ^^ https://archiveofourown.org/works/84961891

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[maddy-k-reads-all-day]

Hello dear mutuals. I have brought you a dead bird.

[cctypical]

i do appreciate the dead bird dear mutual.

comrades, take a look at this fine wonder.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Hello my counsel, please accept this offering of a dead bird

[tomatojellyfish]

Behold my dead pigeon, my dear ones

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears