[pradoxo-deactivated20190505]

[s3xnoise]

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What is even the point of intentionally messing up someone’s order? Like, for instance, someone orders a skinny latte and you give them a regular, they order gluten-free bread and you give them wheat, etc. Why? Think about it:

Best case scenario: Nothing happens. If a girl who looks thin already thinks she got a soy but it’s whole milk, she’s not going to gain any weight because one latte won’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. If they just wanted gluten free because they want to try gluten free stuff, but got gluten exactly once, they will never notice. What’s the fun in that? Some dumb, twisted satisfaction at the fact that you lied to someone who trusted you?

Worst case scenario: They have a medical condition that is triggered by certain ingredients, and because your dumb ass gave it to them anyway, they’re going to react to that ingredient horribly. Maybe the skinny girl who ordered sugar free is a type 1 diabetic. Maybe the guy who asked for gluten free has celiac. Maybe they have a life-threatening allergic reaction and you kill someone, all because you get off on intentionally deceiving customers who put their trust in you.

Either way, you’re an asshole.

[lazy-harlot-blog]

Preach that shit

[sixpenceee]

[itgetsrad]

my favorite thing about Stranger Things is that they have to call their science teacher at 10pm to ask questions because the internet doesn’t exist yet

[sungodsinexile]

you know it’s a good post when every url on it is deactivated 

[sidestepup2thestreets]

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for

[riley-friar]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[cuphaz-deactivated20140131]

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

[thrakaboom]

When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”

[fairylene-deactivated20171114]

[yimmyayo]

[almonddmillk]

anxiety & depression: *makes u stay home*

also anxiety & depression: ok but u should also feel super guilty for stayin home lmao

me: ????? ok????

[frackoviak]

[aumonique]

Peter Brooks

[cursivewind]

Relax