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MY FAVOURITE trope is the

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

haberdashing

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

brutusfeels

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

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imp

i want you guys to know that i have mental illness since middle school and i am ugly as fuck. good night.

Öh no

langernameohnebedeutung

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

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creekfiend

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

creekfiend

This is great he must have been so unnerved

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paprika

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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doubleyew-deactivated20191031

whatever *becomes an enemy of the state*

phdna

- Steve Rogers, several times over the years

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valtsv

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

It’s called the foot-in-the-door method. First, you propose something that is slightly outside of allowable norms: denying gay people wedding cakes on grounds of “religious freedom”. Then, you slowly ramp up how extreme your demands are, coercing the other side to giving a tiny bit of ground each time, until you’ve shifted the entire fucking playing field. Conservatives are also very fond of the door-to-face method, which is demanding something completely outlandish that you know will be refused, and then asking for something less ridiculous by way of compromise, again resulting in a gradual shift in norms until views that were once considered moderate or reasonable become unthinkably liberal by destroying people’s sense of standards. The combination of these methods is called the “foot-in-the-face” method, which sums up where this whole thing is headed quite nicely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-in-the-door_technique

unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat

Hey remember how you guys kept saying “why not just go to another bakery”?

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thenamelessdoll

Animated Hair Explained

What do these two ladies have in common?

Yes, they are both 18, but both of them are also daily accused of failed hair physics. I cannot even count how many times people bring these two up to me when I’m ranting about animation errors. So I’m now here today to make it clear why Rapunzel and Anastasia (and their character designers) do not deserve the criticism.

RAPUNZEL

Complaint: “When Rapunzel gets her hair braided it turns super short.”

Backstory: Yes, she has long ass hair. 70 feet of it to be precise. And her hair does indeed get shorter when it’s braided. But the hair itself is still 70 feet long.

The secret: It’s just folded on-top of itself several times.

The proof: We don’t see much of the branding process itself. The image below is actually from the only shot we get.

But take a look at normal braids from “Tangled” as well as “Frozen”.

Pretty small, right? Also check out how thin Rapunzel’s hair is when you grab it all in your hand: it’s not unaturally thick in any way.

Now look at Rapunzel’s huge ass braid. The thickness of it proves that there are several layers of hair hiding in there; folded over and over and arranged in a way so that the tips of the hair will still be at the end. Another design choice would have been to give Blondie a 70 feet long thin braid, but it would still have gotten stuck everywhere due to it’s length. So making a shorter and THICC braid was the best solution.

Conclusion: The braiding girls in Corona really know what they are doing and have bright futures up ahead.

ANASTASIA

Complaint: “Anastasia’s hair goes from short to long out of the blue.”

Backstory: When we first meet young Anastasia she has long hair, but when we meet her again as an adult she seems to have cut away her long locks.

But in later scenes her hair reaches her lower back??? But no worries! The animators haven’t been smoking gummybears while making this decision, since her hair was just hiding right under our noses all this time.

The secret: Anastasia hair is layered and she used her own hair to tie up the longest part.

The proof: When Anastasia removes her hat we can see a high ponytail; completely plausible for someone with short hair. But look at what’s keeping Anastasia’s hair in it’s place; it’s her own hair, twisted tightly in a loop. We even see this same technique used by all the burlesque dancers during “Paris Holds The Key”.

If this had indeed been a hairband of sorts then it wouldn’t have the exact same shade as her hair, nor would it have been drawn like this. But what about the hair at the nape of her neck? It’s just the shortest parts that did not reach the messy ponytail, a very common occurance for people with layered hair. But these short parts become practically invisible if you let down all your hair over it. Same thing if you let a professional do your hair, which happens to Anastasia after meeting Sophie (The secret here = Bobby pins).

For further proof you can below see real life examples of twisted hair, as well as short hair that does not reach a high ponytail.

Conclusion: Anastasia’s hair is misunderstood and deserves love.

I will now go eat vanilla ice-cream with hot raspberries. Ciao.

Movies used: Tangled (2010), Frozen (2013), Anastasia (1997) Photo sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6

MORE OF MY ANIMATION SHITPOSTS

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yangire-mun

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

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