[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[stood-onthecliffside]

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[eightdoctor]

hey so what the fuck is happening to joe biden in the marvel comics

[kvetches]

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[kosmogrl]

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

[utopians]

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[segamascott]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[supermariomamafucker]

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[peachpitgirl]

[stuckinapril]

This & no kids