and so the story goes

[kvetches]

okay i have three more days until i can get more ativan so in the meantime i'm just going to not leave the house or answer calls or open emails or talk to anyone or eat or sleep or get out of bed or take out my headphones or talk to anyone and it should be fine

[kvetches]

why does nobody understand that when they say "attractive man" i am imagining a woman? what's so complicated about that? then when you show me a picture of what you consider to be an attractive man i'm going to think oh yikes that's not very attractive at all

[kvetches]

it has a similar cadence to my baby sister's stories from when she was three that always ended in "but their parents could not find them. for The Grok had eaten them"

[kvetches]

so sad how nobody would recognise what my heleni references. a true icon of literature. keeps that man in her house all that time, tries to have a little drink once and is immediately like ewwww bro that's disgusting get tf away from me i'd rather die than drink your cold jew blood

[kvetches]

well that's a disappointing translation but you get my point

[kvetches]

but like come on that is hilarious

[kvetches]

so sad how nobody would recognise what my heleni references. a true icon of literature. keeps that man in her house all that time, tries to have a little drink once and is immediately like ewwww bro that's disgusting get tf away from me i'd rather die than drink your cold jew blood

[kvetches]

well that's a disappointing translation but you get my point

[kvetches]

so sad how nobody would recognise what my heleni references. a true icon of literature. keeps that man in her house all that time, tries to have a little drink once and is immediately like ewwww bro that's disgusting get tf away from me i'd rather die than drink your cold jew blood

[fridgebride]

[kvetches]

remember how my mother threw out all my ativan? it's finally coming back to bite. i'm going to kill myself possibly

[felixfeliccis]

[kvetches]

Tomato or potato? Pizza or pasta?

tomato or potato is cruel lol just because they rhyme... they're not the same food group even. i guess tomatoes win. :/. pizza but i like pasta about the same and neither is something i could not live without

[kvetches]

Are you a lemon or a lime kind of person

i hate all sour things so the real answer is neither but the technical answer in lime because it's less likely to show up in my food

[kvetches]

i keep getting distracted from writing because of how evil i've made the female main character i'm like this doesn't even make any sense like girl the title of valedictorian is not that deep you have got to stop torturing this guy. idk maybe i need to make him a little bit worse instead of making her better. he's not even like angry about any of it because i think anger is unbecoming for a man but that means every scene is like. she's yelling at him and he's curled into a ball on the floor crying. i'm unsure how to make their relationship look realistic to myself. like i need to give her a better motivation than a minor grievance from years ago

[kvetches]

looked up gracie abrams on my blog to see if i've already complained about how jealous i am of her and. i think maybe i have a problem

[kvetches]

.

like she says she "can't just throw away fifty years of marriage" by letting go of my dead grandfather but she threw away fifty years of being a mother just like that with zero consideration for her alive son so like...

[ontologicalevil]

that's my emotional support bad person

[kvetches]

omg just had to remove some guy with the most disgusting porn blog from my perfectly respectable community meant to promote male suffering in fiction. like first post immediately on his blog was a gift of a woman with her head in a urinal. die maybe?

[kvetches]

whenever you guys have your little rpf discourse all i can think of is that one video that is for some reason public of courtney love telling kurt cobain that girls don't jack off to celebrities. like why was she lying