Riding on a Shooting Star

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[lakevida]

[ravenclod]

Anyone who has madohomu miis could do something really funny

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[konoko]

[annabelle--cane]

love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[animentality]

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[sugar-petals]

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

[advanced-passenger-train]

Does anybody know how to fix it

[rosslynpaladin]

Start disappointing people and not backing out of it when they are upset, reject feeling ashamed of everything including of yourself, start saying No to things you do not want to do not just things you're scared of, do more of those things you're scared of but wish you could do, make your own plans and execute them, decide to do or not do something without basing it on who will Dislike it.

Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.

[queercoded-disney-villain]

Aw, what a good girl. That’s right, kitten. You’re going to come back to my house and. Wgat was that.

[made-nondescript]

just found out that the deadlock subreddit reminds you of pocket's pronouns if you type their name anywhere in the post with a link to the wiki page that has twenty-one (21) citations for their pronouns. i didn't even know you could do that. if you misgender pocket on the subreddit the mods will murder you in the street. happy pride

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[bimmyjimmy]

Imagine just having this guy hanging around