actually dr. jenn now too lazy to change the url

follow my instagram because i actually use that. @jenncanliftyou

[live-to-the-point-of-tears]

I remember thinking back then (I’ve been around for that long too...) that the meditation in your yoga video was inspired by Vipassana principles. I don’t know if you’re familiar with that, but whoever was asking might be interested to know about it. It’s the most scientifically understood meditation technique, but it’s no joke...

I am not super familiar with Vipassana but the teacher who led the DVD classes is into meditation and has done tons of retreats and week-long silent sits, etc.

Meditation is like one of those thing I think, Oh, that would be nice, but never do on my own.

[almost-doctor-jenn]

hey that was me! thanks for the info, I’ll definitely look into it - cheers!  : )

[almost-doctor-jenn]

Summer 2017:

submitted an article for publication

received diploma in the mail so i’m extra-officially Dr. Jenn

several road trips

the hyooman asked my dad for permission to marry me

had a biopsy

it didn’t go well

had surgery

lost a dumb amount of blood

CLASSES START TOMORROW and i can’t wait to be inundated with sophomores

ate a lot of grapes

good summer, all in all

[svna-deactivated20171018]

Not trying to steal your cookie recipe Sav but my boyfriend invited me to meet his parents for the first time and I really want to impress them!! Hahah somewhere deep in my likes you posted a recipe with pudding mix?? if i'm not mistaken! Would you mind passing on your baking wisdom?!

Here is the one I recommend for beginners/someone looking for an easy CCC recipe. 

PRO TIP: don’t make the pudding and put it in. Just put the pudding mix directly into the dough like its flour. 

[almost-doctor-jenn]

DO IT anon, I (and all of the students I had both semesters this year...and my boyfriend lol) stand firmly behind this recipe.

[almost-doctor-jenn]

my doctorate was officially conferred over a week ago so I guess I should change my URL but like...I update twice a year lol. 

I also signed a contract to stay on at this conservatory for another year. and my birthday is Saturday and the boy is planning something that he’s super excited about so life is pretty f*ckin good.

[demouvement]

Young black love.

..i had no idea he was recording this bs. Smh

[mysticalesoteric-deactivated201]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

[fineapplemango]

This is too cute! Omg

[almost-doctor-jenn]

I dare you to watch this and not smile. 

[almost-doctor-jenn]

my dissertation defense is scheduled.

unless I spontaneously combust, as of 2:31pm on April 13th I’ll be Dr. Jenn.

and then I’ll need a new URL again lol.

[live-to-the-point-of-tears]

YES.

by  Yrsa Daley-Ward

[ravingliberal-deactivated201802]

If you were on Drunk History, what would you drink & what topic would you discuss?

[zorascreation]

6 bottles of wine and zora neale hurston 

[wiigiwaamcore]

Mojitos and the 1763 lacrosse game-turned-Indian-takeover of Fort Michilimackinac

[levourdalak]

Absinthe and Verlaine shooting Rimbaud.

[devoutjunk]

gin & tonic and the lost generation or historical women writers OR the fucking Romantics and their shenanigans 

[letyoursoul]

Tequila and the mayans

[durnesque-esque]

Spicy margaritas and the Reformation and Counter-Reformation bitchy argumemts between Luther and the Catholic Church

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

Buttershots and/or Kahlua and Richard III.

[scumtrout]

Vodka and the space race.

[spoonmeb]

Rum and black, brown and Asian women in music.

[brassparker]

mojitos and the Dust Bowl

[pixiepunch]

Whiskey Sours and the comics code.

[rex-luscus]

Beer and Christopher Marlowe

[wildehacked]

French 75s and Oscar Wilde

[leupagus]

Magic Hat beer and Richard III OR Glenora bag wine and Vladimir Mayakovsky

[melthedestroyer]

a giant mug of ale and JRR Tolkien

[many-paths-to--tread-deactivate]

White Russians, Cahokia

[artlessandascetic]

Squeeze-it and the time when Britney Spears hit the car with the umbrella

[almost-doctor-jenn]

Mojitos and the premiere of Stravinsky’s “Sacre du printemps”

[thelovejournals]

I have a deep fear of being too much. That one day I will find my someone, and they will realize that I am a hurricane. That they will step back and be intimidated by my muchness.

Michelle K., Rumbles From My Head (via thelovejournals)

[almost-doctor-jenn]

I canceled my Friday lectures because (a) the entire department except for me is out of town for our national conference and not having class anyway, (b) my afternoon section is so full of apathetic shits that I need to not see them for a while so I can simmer down, and (c) I just got a metric ton of revisions to my third chapter which need attending to. Chapters 4 and 5 are also with my advisor right now and Chapter 6 is halfway written. I have to have a complete draft done by the end of January to make it for May graduation.

Also I managed to find a single, awesome human in this town of 3,200 who is neither my student nor my direct colleague so I snapped him up about two months ago and he’s very lovely.

This was my biannual update. 

[latelycravingmore]

I don’t know where I’m gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it’s somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you.

(via tullipsink)

[purplebuddhaproject]

No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice.

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via purplebuddhaproject)

[vintageanchorbooks]

People meet when they need to meet.

Paulo Coelho, Aleph (via vintageanchorbooks)

[awordmylady]

But I have an infinite tenderness for you that I will always have. For the rest of my life.

La Vie D'Adèle (via sheholdsyoucaptivated)

[madgirlf]

you will always be one of the wildest and most beautiful times of my life. so what if we couldn’t bare it? somewhere, I’m still holding that wild between my teeth. somewhere, we are staring straight into the light of it. somewhere, I am loving you with all I have and I am not being punished for it.

Fortesa Latifi - the knife of it all (via madgirlf)

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