half agony, half hell

Tumblr is littered w my old accounts and this is just the latest. she/her. 22. I write a lot. This will serve as a living archive.

[aloha-clementine]

You will always be my favorite dream,

The storyline I never get to finish,

A plot that only exists on my pillow,

And the one i struggle to remember

After a cup of coffee.

[crabussy]

a terf just told my friend he's an "18 year old with genders" and I'm in tears laughing about it. ewwww do you have genders don't touch me what if it's contagious

[crabussy]

oh you're with genders? congratulations!!

[analoguepizzaroll]

his genders are in excess, unbalanced you might say! He requires immeadiate blodletting to relieve him of excess red gender!

[crabussy]

@p3terpaan hey man. leeches time

[whitealbum]

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

[cliffsecord]

[ohitsbunny]

[newrelationshipgoals]

Update me, disturb me, tell me about your day. I love all that.

[aloha-clementine]

is this what mental illness was feels like.

[roach-works]

'can we normalize this'

'we need to normalize that'

can you all shut the fuck up for a minute and reconsider how constantly demanding normalization only retrenches the moral position that weird = bad?

like no you're not actually going to be able to normalize a lot of stuff, because it's statistically unusual or aberrant. you can't normalize shit that is not by any definition normal.

what you need to do is fucking stand up for the weirdos, freaks, and deviants, and remind everyone who is normal that their position just makes them normal. not good, not right, not correct, not better, not perfect, not beyond reproach or improvement.

being weird isn't bad. stop normalizing that, already.

[aloha-clementine]

New campaign: un-normalize things. Make shit weird and niche again. Make hobbies and fashion styles and food and perfumes and media weird again. Be weird. Embrace the niche and quirky.

[crabapplepectin]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

[crabapplepectin]

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

[notyourplayground]

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

[fairycosmos]

shout out to human connection i knew you once briefly in childhood

[callmemanatee]

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

[ash-rigby]

[ash-rigby]

some additions 👊💥

[anarchistmemedistro]

[girlbloggerinterrupted222]

[exitwound]

The experience of wanting to live is actually extremely painful and possibly excruciating and possibly so bad that the body muffles it and renders it an inaccessible feeling. I know because i just touched it and it electrocuted me

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[raevenlywrites]

love these variations on Fall Drink. Makes me want a tumblr cocktail book

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm actually not prepared at all for trump to kick the bucket. what flavor cupcakes do i buy? what meal do i pick for the celebratory dinner? what playlists should i have saved? luckily im so brave and ready to wing it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait i've got it. mexican desserts, crab dinner, rave music.

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[joeyridersvoid]

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

[rimonoroni]

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[bebe-benzenheimer]

op if you're smelling toast you need to go to the hospital

[fagstaynight]

i am ok. i am of sound mind and am smelling the worlds beauty. i am on the “elf level” of my visualization exercise, which is indicative of all manner of good health.